Be honest. Do you suffer from this problem?

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Yes, I dress in black face
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    male pattern baldness? yes
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Fuck, it looks like he's wearing a fur coat in the pool.
     
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    Messicans painting me? Yes.
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    hairy bush?
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    How come there are no bald gorillas.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I've never seen his bush.
     
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    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    humanity?
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Crowning glory: World's only bald gorilla is still king of the jungle
    By MAIL FOREIGN SERVICE
    UPDATED: 15:27 EST, 30 July 2009

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    A gorilla in Congo has attracted attention from around the globe as the only primate of his kind to have no hair on his head.

    But Kadogo is not ageing, or even old before his time. In fact, the Silverback has been hairless on his crown since his birth in 2000.

    Rangers at the Virunga National Park where he lives are unable to explain the reason for the nine-year-old's bald patch, but say he has earned a celebrity status among visitors.
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    There literally are no bald gorillas except for Kadogo, and he was always bald.
     
  13. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    sort of, except i'm blond all over so i'm the blond ape.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Not that bad.....but I'm a hairy bastard. No balding though at (almost) 44.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    George Takei would probably love you.
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    I wouldn't call it suffering. I look better with my face sharpie'd lout.
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Would you shave it off?
     
  19. Billy Brown

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    Not bald, not a hairy ape. :woot:
     
  20. Bro

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    Yes we are hairless apes.