Be Honest: On scale of 1 to 10: rate HOWARDS looks

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    I give him a 5 with his new teeth and face,chin,pounds of make up and a wig he used to be @ a 2 in the 80's,90's early 2000's

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    Still a 2
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  3. MissKitty

    MissKitty Meow

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    2. I am leaving room for someone even uglier. Shame on his parents for having kids since they are ugly also. Jason is correct, if you are ugly don't pass it on.
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    That's a homely sumbitch. All the plastic in the world can't fix that mess.
     
  5. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Compared to The Elephant Man, he's a "10" Compared to (Fred)The Elephant Boy, he's a "3"
     
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  6. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold POTY Politics

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    I dont rate men, but Im thinking it isnt very high.
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    McButterPants New Member

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    At one point I thought he had an okay look when he had the straight hair/wig with the small round glasses and the kind of rock and roll look.
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    But Howard of this past few years....
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    OooFah
     
  8. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I think the very hot Jamie Pressley said it best years ago...
     
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    hello elle machpherson said it well also....what did jamie say again?
     
  10. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold POTY Politics

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    Loved her abuse of wiggy. But she too has been slapped something, in her a case a calendar and a meth pipe...[​IMG]
     
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    (laughter and she points at Howard) "You look like you got slapped with a yarmulke!" LOL
     
  12. Jon Hein is God

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    8.5. I'd blow him.
     
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    Was trying to find a pic of Ellen to see if maybe they got 1 out of 2 right.
     
  14. jrstinkfish

    jrstinkfish The Slow Adult VIP

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    Honestly, it depends on the angle. From some angles, he looks like a hideous old man in a wig. And from others, he looks like an handsome older gent in a wig. But on average, he's about a 5.
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    As a woman, I can certainly say that for all intensive purposes, Howard would seemingly be one of my main "types"(very tall, very skinny, dark hair, optional big nose), but the hair is absurd.

    I give him a 4.5.

    (I always thought Alcoholic Artie was very hot, but I'm mostly into fat guys anyways.) :eek:
     
  16. jokeland

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    I don't rate other dude's looks
     
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    Howard Allen Stern.........has no scale point average. All "looks" incomplete.
     
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    Trying too hard to look younger than he is.
    It's ok to want to look good, but it's almost as though he's trying to keep up with his wife.
    I give him a six
     
  19. PI Nate

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    Did you say incomplete looks?
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