Be honest... were you and e-capo?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Feb 6, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    time to fess up. wheres all the e-capos at?
     
  2. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I don't even know what that means bro :dontknow:
     
  3. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    Is that some sort of appetizer?
     
  4. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    you were one :jj:

    :sgay:
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    yup






    wut?
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    no fucking way. that was the gayest shit ever on the internet. and theres some homo stuff out there
     
  7. Gunslinger

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    That shit is in the same category of lame as Sally B, Mrs. Smith etc.
     
  8. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    I was 819
     
  9. Satori Brah

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    sorry brah. Who was it on SFN that we were teasing about it no too long ago? :uscratch:
     
  10. Markijuano

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    Guilty
     
  11. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    nope
     
  12. deidler

    deidler New Member

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    That's up there with (srs) and (homo) (not homo) Basically I have no idea what you are saying
     
  13. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    There is a list.
     
  14. Satori Brah

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    I think Chiva was e capo
     
  15. wetback

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    faggitry at it finest
     
  16. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    this ^
     
  17. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Someone has to post the hierarchy. Wait til you see this faggotree :hilarious:
     
  18. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    where's P-B he's the historian
     
  19. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    STERN FAN MAFIA

    BOSSES:
    CAPPO DE TUTTI CAPPI: HOWARD STERN

    EAST COAST: Mutt
    WEST COAST: Johnny Fratto
    THE SOUTH: Bubba the Love Sponge

    ---

    CONSILGIERE to Howard Stern:

    Ralph Cirella

    UNDERBOSSES to Howard Stern:

    Artie Lange
    Gary Del'Abate
    Fred Norris
    Tim Sabean

    SOLDIERS to Howard Stern:

    Jason Kaplan
    Will Muray

    UNDERBOSSES to Mutt:

    Joey Boots, Long Island, NY

    UNDERBOSSES to Johnny Fratto:

    jrinck/#, northern, CA

    UNDERBOSSES/CAPOS to Bubba the Love Sponge:

    Brent Hatley (UNDERBOSS)
    SpiceBoy
    25 Cent
    CoCo
    Nedly Mandingo
    Manson

    ------

    CAPOS:

    EAST COAST:

    Miami, FL - Bubba (main territory)
    Atlanta, GA - idiotbox
    Boston, MA - evilbob
    Suburban Boston, MA - Grover
    Baltimore, MD - mozman
    Camden County, NJ - Reverend Bob Levy
    Hoboken, NJ - maloof
    Atlantic City, NJ - RUTRO
    Middlesex County, NJ-fabsabs
    Buffalo, NY - Ruck Studabaker
    East Meadows/Brooklyn - Morty Cunty
    Manhattan, NYC - rogny
    Westchester/Bronx, NYC - steve7968
    Queens, NYC - MrJeff2000
    North Carolina - Case a Beer
    Cincinnati, OH - billydwilliams
    Cleveland, OH - mooby
    Cincinnati/Newport, OH - tbite69
    Philadelphia, PA - PhillyCrue
    Suburban Philly, PA - shaun82
    Pittsburgh, PA - OPEN
    Virginia (all) - cheapassamo
    Leesburg, VA - XMECUTIONER
    Washington DC - Thadaeus

    WEST COAST:

    Hollywood, CA - Stony71
    Los Angeles, CA - Copter (split time with Vegas)
    Los Angeles, CA - Kenoe
    Los Angeles, CA - santiagosus
    Long Beach, CA - BeerTruck
    San Clemente, CA - SLUNT
    San Fernando Valley, CA - TallBlondemale
    San Francisco, CA - Kpezzy
    Ventura County, CA - Black Sabbath
    Las Vegas, NV - Copter
    Portland, OR - OPEN
    Seattle, WA - Hercules25

    MIDWEST:

    Chicago, IL - ba batrainwreck
    IOWA - Chad Dixon
    Detroit, MI - OPEN
    St. Louis, MO - King of all Chris's
    Dallas, TX - OPEN
    Houston, TX - OPEN

    INTERNATIONAL:

    Vancouver, BC, Canada - Kun T Bastard
    Dominican Republic - Senor Pedro

    ----

    SOLDIERS:

    Raided-X, Seattle, WA
    playa1125-Virginia
    Fa-Fa-Fo-Ha-to "The Source"

    ----

    SATELLITES: (roam the country--watch out!)

    KILLERS OF COMEDY"
    Reverend Bob Levy
    Sal "The Stockbroker" Governale
    Richard Christie
    Yucko the Clown
    Jim Florentine
    Shuli

    ----

    DEDICATED TITLES:

    Cappo De Tuti Fruti: Sal "The Stockbroker" Governale
    # (numbers guy): jrinck
    "The Source": TSS Taylor
    ----

    B-GIRLS:

    Robin Quivers - QUEEN B-Girl
    Charla, West Chester, PA ( You want in? Talk to her!)
    skp2978, San Diego, CA
    Crystal Blue, Zephyrhills, FL
    biancas tick, Great Lakes region
    sfgirl, San Francisco, CA
    clevelandgirl, Cleveland, OH

    ----

    WACKPACKERS:

    High Pitch Eric
    Bigfoot
    Jeff the Drunk
    Gary the Retard
    Wendy the Retard
    Mark the Bagger
    Double A

    ---

    WHACKED:

    LarryHorseFucker
    mochinist
    ArtiesButtCrack
    specialkt
    Dream Theater69
    swepeea9

    ----

    WARNED:

    Super_not
    sinisterjay
    whuckawazza

    -----

    DIRECTIVES from the bosses:

    "WE RESPECT ALL OTHER STERN SITES, linkdisabled ETC....WE ALL HAVE THE SAME FEELINGS FOR THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    ---

    On how to handle those who get out of line...

    "WE HAVE A HORSE HEAD PICTURE THAT I WILL GIVE TO # AND WHEN SOMEONE GETS OUT OF LINE WE WILL MEET AND # WILL SEND IT TO ONE OF THE CAPOS WHO WILL PLACE IT AS A WARNING!!!! A PERSON GET TWO CHANCES, THE HORSE HEAD IS ONLY A WARNING SO THEY CAN GET TWO.
    IF IT HAPPENS A THIRD TIME WE HAVE A FISH PICTURE, I WILL SEND IT TO # AND HE WILL GIVE IT TO A CAPO BUT THIS TIME, THE CAPO WILL GIVE IT TO ONE OF THE SOLIDERS TO CARRY OUT THE HIT.............THIS IS HOW THE SOILDERS GET MADE. SO AFTER WE FILL THE CHART WITH CAPOS WE WILL NEED SOILDERS. ALSO B-GIRLS CAN BE USED FOR WARNINGS.
    SO BE CAREFUL WITH THE B-GIRLS THEY MAY BE NICE TO YOU TO GET INFO FOR US."

    ---

    What if the soldier screws up the hit?

    "THEN HE CAN BE WHACKED!!!!!!!! ONCE YOU ARE WHACKED WE WONT HAVE MUTT PUT YOU IN T.O!!!!YOU WILL BE A GHOST.....YOU CAN BE HERE AND TALK BUT NON OF US WILL EVER TALK TO YOU....."

    ---

    On women in the SFN Mafia...

    ""B-GIRLS' ARE THE GIRLS WHO HUNG OUT WITH AL CAPONE AND HELPED HIM PLAN JOBS AND GOT IMPORTANT INFO......THEY WERE RESPECTED AND FEARED!!!!!!!!!

    IT WAS A WAY TO MAKE GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!! CHARLA IS HEAD B-GIRL, SO FROM HERE ON IN IF A GIRL WANTS IN IT MUST BE OK,ED BY CHARLA................AND THATS THAT....DONE"

    ---

    On talking to the dead...

    "NEW RULE ONLY # OR MYSELF CAN TALK TO THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    THATS THAT!!!!!!!!"

    ---

    On Capos identifying themselves...

    "ALL MEMBERS MUST PUT

    EXAMPLE......

    JOHNNY FRATTOS "SOCIAL CLUB" STERN FAN MAFIA/CAPO/ILL.

    NO EXCEPTIONS....................."

    ----

    DISCLAIMER: Mr. Fratto would like to make it clear that the Stern Fan Mafia is NOT a real organization, but if it WAS, then it would be clear that none other than the infamous and feared Beetlejuice would be at the helm.
     
  20. Billy Brown

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