Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Feb 6, 2012.
time to fess up. wheres all the e-capos at?
I don't even know what that means bro
Is that some sort of appetizer?
you were one
no fucking way. that was the gayest shit ever on the internet. and theres some homo stuff out there
That shit is in the same category of lame as Sally B, Mrs. Smith etc.
I was 819
sorry brah. Who was it on SFN that we were teasing about it no too long ago?
That's up there with (srs) and (homo) (not homo) Basically I have no idea what you are saying
There is a list.
I think Chiva was e capo
faggitry at it finest
Someone has to post the hierarchy. Wait til you see this faggotree
where's P-B he's the historian
STERN FAN MAFIA
CAPPO DE TUTTI CAPPI: HOWARD STERN
EAST COAST: Mutt
WEST COAST: Johnny Fratto
THE SOUTH: Bubba the Love Sponge
CONSILGIERE to Howard Stern:
UNDERBOSSES to Howard Stern:
SOLDIERS to Howard Stern:
UNDERBOSSES to Mutt:
Joey Boots, Long Island, NY
UNDERBOSSES to Johnny Fratto:
jrinck/#, northern, CA
UNDERBOSSES/CAPOS to Bubba the Love Sponge:
Brent Hatley (UNDERBOSS)
Miami, FL - Bubba (main territory)
Atlanta, GA - idiotbox
Boston, MA - evilbob
Suburban Boston, MA - Grover
Baltimore, MD - mozman
Camden County, NJ - Reverend Bob Levy
Hoboken, NJ - maloof
Atlantic City, NJ - RUTRO
Middlesex County, NJ-fabsabs
Buffalo, NY - Ruck Studabaker
East Meadows/Brooklyn - Morty Cunty
Manhattan, NYC - rogny
Westchester/Bronx, NYC - steve7968
Queens, NYC - MrJeff2000
North Carolina - Case a Beer
Cincinnati, OH - billydwilliams
Cleveland, OH - mooby
Cincinnati/Newport, OH - tbite69
Philadelphia, PA - PhillyCrue
Suburban Philly, PA - shaun82
Pittsburgh, PA - OPEN
Virginia (all) - cheapassamo
Leesburg, VA - XMECUTIONER
Washington DC - Thadaeus
Hollywood, CA - Stony71
Los Angeles, CA - Copter (split time with Vegas)
Los Angeles, CA - Kenoe
Los Angeles, CA - santiagosus
Long Beach, CA - BeerTruck
San Clemente, CA - SLUNT
San Fernando Valley, CA - TallBlondemale
San Francisco, CA - Kpezzy
Ventura County, CA - Black Sabbath
Las Vegas, NV - Copter
Portland, OR - OPEN
Seattle, WA - Hercules25
Chicago, IL - ba batrainwreck
IOWA - Chad Dixon
Detroit, MI - OPEN
St. Louis, MO - King of all Chris's
Dallas, TX - OPEN
Houston, TX - OPEN
Vancouver, BC, Canada - Kun T Bastard
Dominican Republic - Senor Pedro
Raided-X, Seattle, WA
Fa-Fa-Fo-Ha-to "The Source"
SATELLITES: (roam the country--watch out!)
KILLERS OF COMEDY"
Reverend Bob Levy
Sal "The Stockbroker" Governale
Yucko the Clown
Cappo De Tuti Fruti: Sal "The Stockbroker" Governale
# (numbers guy): jrinck
"The Source": TSS Taylor
Robin Quivers - QUEEN B-Girl
Charla, West Chester, PA ( You want in? Talk to her!)
skp2978, San Diego, CA
Crystal Blue, Zephyrhills, FL
biancas tick, Great Lakes region
sfgirl, San Francisco, CA
clevelandgirl, Cleveland, OH
High Pitch Eric
Jeff the Drunk
Gary the Retard
Wendy the Retard
Mark the Bagger
DIRECTIVES from the bosses:
"WE RESPECT ALL OTHER STERN SITES, linkdisabled ETC....WE ALL HAVE THE SAME FEELINGS FOR THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!"
On how to handle those who get out of line...
"WE HAVE A HORSE HEAD PICTURE THAT I WILL GIVE TO # AND WHEN SOMEONE GETS OUT OF LINE WE WILL MEET AND # WILL SEND IT TO ONE OF THE CAPOS WHO WILL PLACE IT AS A WARNING!!!! A PERSON GET TWO CHANCES, THE HORSE HEAD IS ONLY A WARNING SO THEY CAN GET TWO.
IF IT HAPPENS A THIRD TIME WE HAVE A FISH PICTURE, I WILL SEND IT TO # AND HE WILL GIVE IT TO A CAPO BUT THIS TIME, THE CAPO WILL GIVE IT TO ONE OF THE SOLIDERS TO CARRY OUT THE HIT.............THIS IS HOW THE SOILDERS GET MADE. SO AFTER WE FILL THE CHART WITH CAPOS WE WILL NEED SOILDERS. ALSO B-GIRLS CAN BE USED FOR WARNINGS.
SO BE CAREFUL WITH THE B-GIRLS THEY MAY BE NICE TO YOU TO GET INFO FOR US."
What if the soldier screws up the hit?
"THEN HE CAN BE WHACKED!!!!!!!! ONCE YOU ARE WHACKED WE WONT HAVE MUTT PUT YOU IN T.O!!!!YOU WILL BE A GHOST.....YOU CAN BE HERE AND TALK BUT NON OF US WILL EVER TALK TO YOU....."
On women in the SFN Mafia...
""B-GIRLS' ARE THE GIRLS WHO HUNG OUT WITH AL CAPONE AND HELPED HIM PLAN JOBS AND GOT IMPORTANT INFO......THEY WERE RESPECTED AND FEARED!!!!!!!!!
IT WAS A WAY TO MAKE GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!! CHARLA IS HEAD B-GIRL, SO FROM HERE ON IN IF A GIRL WANTS IN IT MUST BE OK,ED BY CHARLA................AND THATS THAT....DONE"
On talking to the dead...
"NEW RULE ONLY # OR MYSELF CAN TALK TO THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Capos identifying themselves...
"ALL MEMBERS MUST PUT
JOHNNY FRATTOS "SOCIAL CLUB" STERN FAN MAFIA/CAPO/ILL.
DISCLAIMER: Mr. Fratto would like to make it clear that the Stern Fan Mafia is NOT a real organization, but if it WAS, then it would be clear that none other than the infamous and feared Beetlejuice would be at the helm.