WTF Beach body.com

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    im getting slammed on my social media outlets by these assholes. Have been for 6 months. Always a " new year. New you" or other hipster motivational saying and someone trying to force their dioshit lifestyle on others.

    Anyone else getting these?
     
  2. Tickle Shits

    Tickle Shits Soul Satisfying and Deeply Nourishing Gold

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    lol my wife does that shit :)
     
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    Birddog Well-Known Member

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    Another reason to stay off of social media.
     
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    What's the deal? She get paid to do that shit?
     
  5. Tickle Shits

    Tickle Shits Soul Satisfying and Deeply Nourishing Gold

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    No she's the payee :( but yes there is like a dealer that she has to score from :)
     
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    Fuck the beach.
     
  7. Beth143nacho

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    How's it work? They paid by the message? Are they given a script? Fill me in pls ;)
     
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    There a quota?
     
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    Go wash the sand out your pussy.
     
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    This is a conversation between two nachos. Fuck off
     
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    :) I keed
     
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    It's like a pyramid scheme. Been around for a long time.
     
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    Just like the "parties" that women throw for Mary Kay makeup, dildo's, Pampered Chef, etc... They get a commission for the sales.
     
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    My niece does that and sells stuff. She was able to stop working as a school teacher since she makes more money with this stuff now. She lost 34 pounds doing it too and looks very good.
     
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    I've got a friend who started all this BeachBody, Insanity, Shakeology, etc ... bullshit a few years ago. She was in great shape, but apparently has a problem where she hated her body, and then took to all these fads to rectify it. Now she's a "personal trainer and life coach" and every.single.god.damn post on Facebook is about fitness. I'd almost prefer reading Crossfit posts to hers, but she's hot, so I give her a pass. Crossfitters are still way more annoying.

    And all that motivational phrases she posts, and motivational book recommendations. I don't get that shit either -- you need a phrase or book to get motivated? Silly.

    I think it's kind of a sickness to be so obsessed with your body, got to be some neurosis that drives people to think about it 24/7. I exercise and stay in shape, but I don't think I've ever once discussed working out with my friends, no more than I discuss my morning poops -- it's just something you have to do, it's not interesting.
     
  17. ScottBaiosPenis

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    i downloaded p90x from bit torren years ago. worked great got in amazing shape, lots tons of weight. unfortunately they teach you a very sloppy way to do exercises and dont explain proper form and encourage you to do them quickly. as you might expect I ripped open a few hernias :(
     
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    I got a bootleg copy of P90x and HATED it - hated the guy, hated the exercises, everything. Thank God I didn't pay full price. :no:
     
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    My wife did :oops:
     
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    Well, I guess if you use it, it's not money wasted. But I just couldn't stand it.
     
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