Beach vacation

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  1. stosh

    stosh Well-Known Member

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    Looks like I'm going on vacation with the wife and my 17 year old son to Orlando Florida. Spending a week in a condo on a beach. Anyone have any suggestions on what to do other than lay on the beach? I can only do that so long before I get bored.
     
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    Divorce
     
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    There's no beach in Orlando :coffee:
     
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    Enjoy a Corona

     
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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Find a mop and some black shoe polish, then ask your secret gay lover to lay out a few all season outfits that hide your birthing hips. Oh, and only be photographed with celebrities on your good side. :shitcoffee:


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    Check out the babes. Read. Visit a different ALL YOU Can Eat Buffet every night. Buy t shirts. They usually are having a sale
    Most importantly, WEAR PLENTY OF SUNSCREEN!!!


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    There's a good side?
     
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    I was riffing. :shitcoffee: :dontknow:
     
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    Does Howard only own one pair of shorts?
     
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    As Mr.Warmth has stated. There is NO Beach in Orlando
    Also as TeeHee Stated ...Plenty O Sunscreen!

    With that said : http://www.visitorlando.com/

    If you don't plan on doing the Major Theme Park thing
    http://www.smartdestinations.com/orlando-attractions-and-tours/_d_Orl-p1.html?pass=Orl_Prod_Go

    For unevolved people they have some Deals on Food (also local things to do)
    http://www.groupon.com/
    http://www.livingsocial.com/
    The Knife and Texas De Brazil Serve NO Almonds, so plan accordingly!
    Some pretty good deals on local Dinner shows.

    If you're into something a little different check out Old Town/Fun Spot (right next to each other)in Kissimmee.
    Also there are other things in Kissimmee
    http://www.experiencekissimmee.com/things-to-do/attractions/old-town/
    CHECK SCHEDULE for events. The Go carts are good.

    In the "area" The NASA thing is the most disappointing (for the Price)

    Enjoy the Beach!
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    One last thing...we get rain quite a bit in the Summer(sometimes just a few minutes) so pack an umbrella or two and/or light raingear.
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    are you staying near Cocoa Beach? I love it!
    the ocean is my favourite
    Orlando has 2 billion attractions like amusement parks and attractions, Ripley's Believe ir or not museum, sea world, etc. There are 2 big outlet malls (Prime and Premium) and several smaller ones.
    lots of restaurants to try.
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    lots of abandoned attractions too
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    also you can rent a metal detector for the beach
     
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    Want a nice beach vacation go to Hilton Head
     
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    This reminds me of the Bababooey being bored in Vegas discussion. You realize the biggest/best them parks in the country are there right? Universal Studios is badass.
     
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    = no homo
     
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    Beat off into your t shirt
     
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    Rent a Seabreacher
     
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    Take some pictures of your wife and dog playing on the beach.
     
  20. somedude61

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    Try to get laid without the wife knowing. If will keep you pretty occupied and distract you from your family.
     
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