Bear Grylls

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  1. O Face

    O Face Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I love this lunatic. There was a Man v. Wild marathon on BBC last night. Dude was castaway on a deserted island and he was really stressing hydration. He found this pool of putrid water that was full of bird droppings. Because it was so fetid, he said it would make you vomit. So he used it to give himself an enema on his makeshift raft out at sea :jj:
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  2. banksy

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    Why an enema?

    Was he preparing for anal?

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  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    You can absorb it through your rectum. Like Richard's butt chug.
     
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    Why, was Michelle there or something? :eek:
     
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    oh hai Skin
     
  7. Shedding Skin

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    Hello
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

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    Fuck, I want spaghetti.
     
  9. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    And bathtub meth.
     
  10. Billy Brown

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    You know all that stuff is staged, right?
     
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  11. O Face

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    Sure but I have no doubt he gave himself the enema and ate these fish eyes for their moisture :jj:
     
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    Very unprofessional
     
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  13. Mr. Potato Head

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    I'm no Heisenberg.
     
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  14. Billy Brown

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    I think he likes to put stuff in his butt off camera too.
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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