WTF Beards

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  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    I'm on my tenth attempt to grow one now.

    Entering the itchy stage again after a week or 3.

    How do I get through this?

    I always cave in during this period and shave it all off.

    It feels so nice, clean, and fresh right after.

    Who here has experience with growing hair on their face?
     
  2. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    If it feels nice when you shave, why grow a beard?

    Don't follow trends. Just be RenchFries :smile:
     
  3. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    It better be like this...


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  4. VarmintSam

    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Sounds like you should wait for puberty first. :ucoffee:
     
  5. Mack29

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    Be a man.

     
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    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    You remember Uncle Elmer? :ral:
     
  7. Jayla

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    Yuck. Men should be clean shaven or have 5 o'clock shadow and nothing more! :grad:
     
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    I grew a beard last year, I cut it off soon after, I had a very hipster look that I wasn't fond of. But to answer your question, you just endure.
     
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    I have a beard


    Don't itch
     
  10. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Stop it. You know better than that.
     
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  11. RenchFries

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    One of those "always wanted to try" things. Same with long hair. Always just cut it off when it started to annoy me.
    Not nearly there yet.
    :ujerk:
     
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    When it gets itchy I just shave it off and grow another one. Longer than an inch or so you really have to start shaping it and shit. Just grow a monthly beard. No big whoop.
     
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    Women like my goatee, are you saying I should shave it off?
     
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    Mr Sinister Gold

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    Get out here you don't know anything about beards women
     
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    They throw you out of the state if you don't have a beard in Colorado. It was easier to go through the awkward phase here because someone is always growing out their beard so it doesn't look so odd.

    Once it gets of any length, trim the out of place hairs with scissors so you don't look like a bum, and just grow that fucker till you're content.

    If it's mostly itching that gets to you, invest in some nice beard oil. Don't get some bullshit oil either. Spend the extra bucks and get one based in Sesame/Jojoba oil. You've never had softer facial hair or smoother skin.

    This is the one I'm using currently, and I really like it, but it's nothing super special.
     
  16. babybear

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    I last had a beard in 1977,every job I've ever had since didn't allow a beard.
     
  17. Wangold

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    Granny was hot too.
     
  18. VarmintSam

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    :facepalm: ugh its been a long day, please let me live.
     
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    Yah.
     
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    When I had a goatee my buddy called it a dick target.
     
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