WTF Beards

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by RenchFries, Aug 16, 2016.

  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

    Reputations:
    6,613
    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2012
    Messages:
    24,348
    Likes Received:
    24,613
    I'm on my tenth attempt to grow one now.

    Entering the itchy stage again after a week or 3.

    How do I get through this?

    I always cave in during this period and shave it all off.

    It feels so nice, clean, and fresh right after.

    Who here has experience with growing hair on their face?
     
  2. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

    Reputations:
    6
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    22,489
    Likes Received:
    24,288
    If it feels nice when you shave, why grow a beard?

    Don't follow trends. Just be RenchFries :smile:
     
  3. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

    Reputations:
    82,305
    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2012
    Messages:
    15,550
    Likes Received:
    73,417

    It better be like this...


    Hillbilly-Jim-Dont-Go-Messin-With-A-Country-Boy-single-cover.png
     
  4. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,340
    Likes Received:
    20,341
    Sounds like you should wait for puberty first. :ucoffee:
     
  5. Mack29

    Mack29 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    208
    Joined:
    May 14, 2012
    Messages:
    1,497
    Likes Received:
    2,816
    Be a man.

     
  6. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,340
    Likes Received:
    20,341
    You remember Uncle Elmer? :ral:
     
  7. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

    Reputations:
    69,609
    Joined:
    May 12, 2013
    Messages:
    32,895
    Likes Received:
    70,853
    Yuck. Men should be clean shaven or have 5 o'clock shadow and nothing more! :grad:
     
  8. Tranquil

    Tranquil Decent! VIP

    Reputations:
    3,652
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    12,214
    Likes Received:
    8,409
    I grew a beard last year, I cut it off soon after, I had a very hipster look that I wasn't fond of. But to answer your question, you just endure.
     
  9. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2012
    Messages:
    50,836
    Likes Received:
    44,556
    I have a beard


    Don't itch
     
  10. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

    Reputations:
    82,305
    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2012
    Messages:
    15,550
    Likes Received:
    73,417
    Stop it. You know better than that.
     
    ShutUpSitDown likes this.
  11. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

    Reputations:
    6,613
    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2012
    Messages:
    24,348
    Likes Received:
    24,613
    One of those "always wanted to try" things. Same with long hair. Always just cut it off when it started to annoy me.
    Not nearly there yet.
    :ujerk:
     
    Mojopin and Biff DiBiase like this.
  12. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    951
    Joined:
    Sep 9, 2013
    Messages:
    3,419
    Likes Received:
    6,229
    When it gets itchy I just shave it off and grow another one. Longer than an inch or so you really have to start shaping it and shit. Just grow a monthly beard. No big whoop.
     
  13. Tranquil

    Tranquil Decent! VIP

    Reputations:
    3,652
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    12,214
    Likes Received:
    8,409
    Women like my goatee, are you saying I should shave it off?
     
    Scarlett Ohara likes this.
  14. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2012
    Messages:
    50,836
    Likes Received:
    44,556
    Get out here you don't know anything about beards women
     
    zoben, Scarlett Ohara and Jayla like this.
  15. cg256

    cg256 Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    21,983
    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2013
    Messages:
    6,626
    Likes Received:
    13,184
    They throw you out of the state if you don't have a beard in Colorado. It was easier to go through the awkward phase here because someone is always growing out their beard so it doesn't look so odd.

    Once it gets of any length, trim the out of place hairs with scissors so you don't look like a bum, and just grow that fucker till you're content.

    If it's mostly itching that gets to you, invest in some nice beard oil. Don't get some bullshit oil either. Spend the extra bucks and get one based in Sesame/Jojoba oil. You've never had softer facial hair or smoother skin.

    This is the one I'm using currently, and I really like it, but it's nothing super special.
     
  16. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

    Reputations:
    14,972
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2011
    Messages:
    20,366
    Likes Received:
    20,067
    I last had a beard in 1977,every job I've ever had since didn't allow a beard.
     
  17. Wangold

    Wangold Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,788
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    7,780
    Likes Received:
    9,472
    Granny was hot too.
     
  18. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,340
    Likes Received:
    20,341
    :facepalm: ugh its been a long day, please let me live.
     
    ShutUpSitDown and Biff DiBiase like this.
  19. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

    Reputations:
    69,609
    Joined:
    May 12, 2013
    Messages:
    32,895
    Likes Received:
    70,853
    Yah.
     
    Scarlett Ohara and babybear like this.
  20. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

    Reputations:
    6
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    22,489
    Likes Received:
    24,288
    When I had a goatee my buddy called it a dick target.
     
    Hatfield and Straight Edge like this.