WTF Beards

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  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Well-Known Member

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    I'm on my tenth attempt to grow one now.

    Entering the itchy stage again after a week or 3.

    How do I get through this?

    I always cave in during this period and shave it all off.

    It feels so nice, clean, and fresh right after.

    Who here has experience with growing hair on their face?
     
  2. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    If it feels nice when you shave, why grow a beard?

    Don't follow trends. Just be RenchFries :smile:
     
  3. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    It better be like this...


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  4. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Sounds like you should wait for puberty first. :ucoffee:
     
  5. Mack29

    Mack29 Well-Known Member

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    Be a man.

     
  6. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    You remember Uncle Elmer? :ral:
     
  7. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Yuck. Men should be clean shaven or have 5 o'clock shadow and nothing more! :grad:
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP Gold

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    I grew a beard last year, I cut it off soon after, I had a very hipster look that I wasn't fond of. But to answer your question, you just endure.
     
  9. Mr Sinister

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    I have a beard


    Don't itch
     
  10. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    Stop it. You know better than that.
     
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  11. RenchFries

    RenchFries Well-Known Member

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    One of those "always wanted to try" things. Same with long hair. Always just cut it off when it started to annoy me.
    Not nearly there yet.
    :ujerk:
     
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    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    When it gets itchy I just shave it off and grow another one. Longer than an inch or so you really have to start shaping it and shit. Just grow a monthly beard. No big whoop.
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP Gold

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    Women like my goatee, are you saying I should shave it off?
     
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    Mr Sinister Gold

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    Get out here you don't know anything about beards women
     
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    They throw you out of the state if you don't have a beard in Colorado. It was easier to go through the awkward phase here because someone is always growing out their beard so it doesn't look so odd.

    Once it gets of any length, trim the out of place hairs with scissors so you don't look like a bum, and just grow that fucker till you're content.

    If it's mostly itching that gets to you, invest in some nice beard oil. Don't get some bullshit oil either. Spend the extra bucks and get one based in Sesame/Jojoba oil. You've never had softer facial hair or smoother skin.

    This is the one I'm using currently, and I really like it, but it's nothing super special.
     
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  16. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ Gold

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    I last had a beard in 1977,every job I've ever had since didn't allow a beard.
     
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    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    Granny was hot too.
     
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  18. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    :facepalm: ugh its been a long day, please let me live.
     
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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Yah.
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    When I had a goatee my buddy called it a dick target.
     
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