Beast Woman Tells Women To Shave Mustaches For Young Looking skin

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  1. teehee

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    Should every woman SHAVE her face? It sounds crazy, but beauty experts say it’s the reason men age better - and it works for women too!
    • According to beauty enthusiasts, shaving your face is a cardinal sin
    • But dermatologists have now endorsed the idea
    • A host of products are now available for women who shave their faCe


    Angela Garvin’s alarm goes off at 6.30am every day. As a legal adviser, she has to be up early, and has a strict skin regime to get through.

    First, she cleanses her face, then she dabs on some toner — and reaches for a bottle of shaving gel. She applies it across her chin, top lip and a small area around her neck.

    Then, using a men’s disposable razor, she carefully shaves her face, rinsing the fine, pale hairs down the basin as she goes. To finish, she rinses with warm water and applies moisturiser.

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    Gill Jamieson, 60 (pictured), has been shaving her face for 40 years and says she keeps it a secret as she doesn't like to tell people

    According to beauty enthusiasts — or pretty much any woman you care to ask — Angela has committed a cardinal sin.

    After all, if shaving your legs encourages hair to grow back thicker, darker and stronger, then, for a woman, face-shaving would appear to invite disaster.

    Nevertheless, Angela, 46, from Essex, has been shaving her face three times a week for the past eight years and couldn’t be happier with the results.

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    And she’s not alone; dermatologists also endorse the idea and, astonishing as it may sound, a host of products have been rushed out to cater for the trend of women shaving their faces.

    ‘It’s cheap, takes seconds and doesn’t irritate my skin, unlike laser or waxing,’ says Angela. ‘The claim that facial hair grows back thicker and darker is a myth. It’s been the best thing I could have started doing.’ What’s more surprising is that far from causing ingrowing hairs, nasty grow-back or red raw patches, Angela is adamant that regular shaving has improved her complexion.

    ‘Make-up goes on more evenly and easily, products absorb better and my skin is in great condition. It’s the smoothest and brightest it’s been in years,’ she says.

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    Hormonal imbalances and conditions such as polycystic ovary can increase facial hair growth and many women have increased facial hair after the menopause (picture posed by model)

    Women have facial hair, just like men, albeit usually finer, light-coloured downy strands known as vellus hair.

    Some are lucky and this fine hair is barely noticeable or virtually non-existent, but others may have naturally furrier faces and, according to the NHS, up to three-quarters of women have increased facial hair as they get older, especially after the menopause. Hormonal imbalances and conditions such as polycystic ovary syndrome can also stimulate increased facial hair growth, though much of it can be down to the lottery of your genes.

    As well as slicing off this fine hair, shaving removes the top layer of dead skin cells, so it is exfoliating.

    Dr Michael Prager, an aesthetic clinician who has a practice in London, says: ‘From an anti-ageing point of view, home shaving has some effect. ‘It’s like a mild form of microdermabrasion, so encourages collagen production, which reduces wrinkles. Whenever there’s trauma to the skin, collagen is stimulated to help cell renewal.’

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    Renee Daly, 52 (pictured), is new to shaving and uses a micro razor by Lilibeth of New York to remove the hair around her cheeks, top lip and lower jaw area

    What’s more, Dr Prager also rubbishes the idea the hair will grow back thicker.

    ‘The notion that shaving influences regrowth is wrong,’ he says.

    ‘Cutting off hair above the root won’t cause any feedback to the follicle, which is the live part that produces the hair and sits below the skin.

    ‘People might think hair looks thicker because it comes out at a different angle or blunt, rather than tapered to a natural point, but it won’t be changed on a cellular level.’ Dermatologist Dr Neal Schultz even claims shaving is why men are said to age better than women.

    ‘Most men shave their faces — and thereby exfoliate two-thirds of their face — regularly for years,’ he says.

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    Renee (pictured) says she has shaved a couple of times over the last few months since a friend confided in her that she did it too

    ‘That’s the reason that by their 30s and 40s, men’s skin often looks better than women’s skin.’

    Elizabeth Taylor, Marilyn Monroe and Cleopatra were all said to shave their faces and it’s now big business as new shaving products aimed at women become available.

    Delicate micro razors resembling small, thin scalpels are sold in spas and online boutiques.

    QVC has all but sold out of them and Chinese brand Tinkle has just launched a UK website to deal with demand, where they sell a pack of three for £2.99. Amazon stocks similar designs with rave reviews. Users say they were ‘apprehensive’ about using it until it ‘turned out to be a very useful tool indeed’.

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    In 2013, 3.5 million British women bought a Gillette Venus razor

    Still don’t believe me? Have a look on YouTube where thousands of women are uploading videos to show how effective they’ve found shaving their face.

    It helps that many skin clinics offer a similar service. Dermaplaning — also known as blading — is an almost identical treatment but is carried out by a professional and can cost £350.

    It’s billed as ‘manual exfoliation’ to remove rough, dead or damaged cells and hair for healthier, smoother skin, without damaging capillaries, which aggressive exfoliators can.

    Angela has her shaving technique down to a tee. ‘I take my time because if I rush I might pull a hair sideways, which causes an ingrowing hair,’ she says.

    ‘The razor stays at a 45-degree angle to my skin and I have to use a lighter touch than with shaving my legs. My skin feels as smooth as a baby’s bottom afterwards and I’ve never had a rash, though the hair does grow ba
     
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    And then she beats her face some more with an ugly stick
     
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    And then she puts on her uniform and heads to her job as a guard at Dachau.
     
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    She should just let her beard grow.
     
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    She'd save a fortune on shaving cream..beast..
     
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    "Beast"?? I guess none of your friends had moms or aunts growing up?
     
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    My aunt has more facial hair than I do.
     
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    Im gonna shave my girlfriends tits tonight.
     
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    Guilty.
     
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    both of the women featured look older than their actual age (and are homely). my secret is to exfoliate everyday....there are loads of products that do the job. i've been exfoliating since i was 25.
     
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    Fell out of a very tall ugly tree and hit every limb on the way down........With her face.....
    Did you see the stubble on that bags chin?
     
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    Wut

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    Sure did.......My Grandmother was a forties "Glam Girl"......VO-5 Hot oil hair treatments every month....And she had beautiful hair until her final years.....
    And always dressed....."You never know who your going to meet today".........
     
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    Nothing more of a turn off then a woman with facial hair. And women, we can tell if you've shaved your face. Can't really explain it, maybe it looks to clean but we can tell.
     
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    Fucking shaving they need this over the head...[​IMG]
     
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