Beef admits to keeping the kittens locked in prison

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  1. Thedomina

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    Petunia escaped the Foster Room and Yoda lead me to this spot... #badpetunia
     
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    Petunia desperately tries to hide from evil Beth and Yoda.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Yoda is a rat.
     
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    Yoda lead me to this spot? Did the English major mean to say "led"?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    No, "Led" is how you spell the word in band names.
     
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    not correct. led is the past tense of lead.
     
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    So from that story we can infer that Yoda has free roam of the house while the kittens have their own room (her words) and when a cat escapes (who is the fucking moron taking care of them?) Yoda seeks out Cunt and informs her of the infraction. Who believes this fucking bullshit? How is this exploitation not animal abuse?
     
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    larryluncg No static at all VIP Gold

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    Foster room :lol:

    She thinks she's a real mom
     
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    just like in the yoda book - the fosters are all locked in one room and there is a big sign on the door telling people to keep it closed at all times
     
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    She's got something planned for this petunia, I tell ya. She's hashtagging "bad petunia" a-lot.

    Hey Beth, have you had petunia sexed yet, you big oaf? Orange tabbies are almost always boys. #badnamepetunia
     
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    You read that drivel?
     
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    I bet it's going to be a big plot twist in the book!

    :jj:
     
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    Why am I not surprised the authoress isn't aware of the impact of feline chromosomes and coat determination
     
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    Things don't normally try to escape unless they are desperately trying to get away from something. I wonder what is going on in the kitten room??
     
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    Hey, she's a DOG expert. Waddya want from her?
     
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    Kittens trying to escape the "foster room".

     
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    The first rule of the kitten room is---you don't talk about the kitten room.:ixnay:
     
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    She was confused by the 4 languages she is fluent in. :facepalm:
     
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    Howard finally has enough of the "Foster" room. Is this the "Foster" room Beth is talking about.


     
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    The cats call the kitten room Shawshank.
     
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