Beef has nothing on this chick

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    There's no brain to operate on


    Teen wakes up during brain surgery, asks how it’s going
    By Yaron Steinbuch

    January 2, 2015 | 11:47am

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    19-year-old Iga Jasica of Poland. Photo: Europics
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    Jasica underwent the surgery to remove a cancerous growth.Photo: Europics

    A 19-year-old woman woke up in the middle of brain surgery and was lucid enough to ask doctors how the surgery was going.

    Iga Jasica, of Poland, was having a cancerous growth removed from her brain at the Central Clinical Hospital in the city of Katowice when, mid-surgery, the anesthetic wore off, mirror.co.uk reported.

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    Doctors said despite her waking up, she was never in danger.Photo: Europics

    Jasica, whose brain was exposed at the time she awoke, asked the docs how the surgery was going — then started chatting about cats.

    “Despite coming round, she didn’t feel anything and was never in danger,” neurosurgeon Professor Dawid Larysz said.

    It’s possible the surgery may have triggered something that woke her up, experts said — but doctors are also looking into whether the anesthesia was administered correctly.

    Jasica later said: “I can’t remember much, but the doctor said he talked to me about cats, which I love. I missed Christmas because of this operation, but it is the best present I could have had as I am now feeling great.”
     
  2. Big Bad Booey

    Big Bad Booey Well-Known Member

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    Luckily for Gary Puppet, teens usually don't wake up under anesthesia.
     
  3. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    She's purty.
     
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  4. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :jackoff:
     
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  5. Pig

    Pig The original Dorb VIP

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    Beautiful girl! But then most Polish girls are.
    Ive heard of such operation where patients are intentionally kept awake to tell the doctors what part of the brain does what in order to avoid doing damage.
     
  6. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    "This is why I would never have a surgical procedure in Poland, Robin."
     
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  7. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I sound like a broken record. This girl is modoe pretty. And there are a zillion girls out there just as pretty if not perfect. And moooose claims to be a top UK modoe. Why didn't it know Heidi?...even I have worked with jasmine lebon and tyra. Would they know me? Probably not but I could tell them where we worked and for who.
    My point being moooose has far too many flaws to have the career claimed.
    It does stuff that don't show feet and a lot of distraction and b\w.
    5'11" is where it starts for couture and runway. Moooose is nowhere near that and has a strange almost retard look at 20 feet...which is where people will see you. No way frankenface moooose did runway....anywhere.
    I see pay agency shit and wiggy paid for it crap.
    Moooose needs to sit down and stfu. Seriously...it needs to just go away.

    F mutt
     
  8. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    But does she speak five languages, and get to fly planes sitting on the pilots stiffy in Greece? I think not!
     
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  9. MutteringJohn

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    TheWonk 2012 OG VIP Gold

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    Wow, she's stunning. Glad to hear she'll be ok. Puppet, can you tweet her and ask her to post here with us?
     
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    Beautiful girl. Her story terrifies me though.
     
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  12. GaryPuppet

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  13. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    She's gorgeous.
     
  14. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    That was so dumb in the movie. Cool as hell in the book, though.
     
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    Mulletude Hillbilly DeLuxe VIP

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    For a Polack.
     
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    Pig The original Dorb VIP

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    All Polish girls are pretty you bozo.
    Poland has a reputation for some of the most beautiful women in the world!
     
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    I've read that this is a lot more common than people realize...but that due to the anesthesia people dont remember it.