Beefus almost loses a kitt'n in her refund gap

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  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Kitt'n calculating how much of a refund Beef could get ... :jj:


    bethostern I almost lost a kitten in my bikini top
    2015-07-05, 12:46

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  2. Pussy Tendon

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    Don't pop them!
     
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    ...poor beth just cant get noticed. maybe if she threw herself in front of a bus or a subway?
     
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    The left one appears slightly bigger than the right one.
     
  5. HorsetoothBeth

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    I hope she suns those moles into a cancerous oblivion.
     
  6. Mr Vengeance

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    I wish we could lose her down a fucking volcano.
     
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    If she sucks that stomach in any harder her liver is going to shoot out her asshole.

    It'll be the first thing to come out of her ass since she met Howie......
     
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    You only throw virgins down a volcano, if you throw a Beefus down there the gods will be angry.
     
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  9. Thelma

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    It helps to elevate them by holding up her iPhone to take the picture.
     
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    Where do all of these kittens come from? Didn't she just drop off two kittens this AM???!!!
     
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    Wonk tits.
     
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    Robin, she's so modest robin... She covers herself with kittens when she's in a bikini robin.
     
  13. Thelma

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    She's got to keep the supply coming to always have kittens to stick all over her body so people will look at her.
     
  14. BethSucks

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    A couple years ago she was hitting every party in the Hampton's, here it is 4th of July weekend and she's still laying on the floor with a cat. Did her starfucking, boorish, drunken behavior put her on an un-invite list or did Howard invoke a morals clause in their agreement after her drunken ER visit last summer.
     
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    Lesbian
     
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    I think those are new. Remember a few months ago when she was de-emphasizing her chest?

    This is the unveiling after another trip to Grandma's.

    They still look fucking awful...
     
  17. Thelma

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    One wonders especially after Wiggy recently said his doctor limited his own alcoholic intake to 1 or 2 glasses a week and then he said: "Beth is now drinking one glass. She came around to me because she was drinking uh more than that." :hic:
     
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    "Hey, Pop! Lend me your PURELL!" to which she downed the entire contents.

    " :belch: "
     
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    Nice to see Beth relaxing on a Sunday....got to recharge for the work week ahead
     
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    Haha, no shit. I love when she talks about going on vacation. Her entire life has been a vacation.
     
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