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    Wow. Just wow.

    http://bethfanpage.blogspot.com

    Beth Fan Page
    Beth Ostrosky Stern is a success and inspiration. She was an unknown supermodel for 20 years when she decided to stop cheating on all her boyfriends and settle down and marry a pigeon on the radio. Beth is a tireless selfie worker who devotes her life to bragging about finding purebred cats and overfeeding them. Beth leads a magical life filled with posting photos of herself on her media sites and a devoted husband she sees twice a month. Dare to dream!
     
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    What a stupid bitch
     
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    Up Front

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    Yoko Ono in NY 5-12-15.
    Miss One Woman Show is back with her brilliant performance art, I mean, how do you top an Apple on a plastic stand, what with everyone who copies that, Apple Records, Apple the cat, and kids named Apple, Yoko Ono is just brilliant beyond words. Yoko is also a chess master as Howard Stern was into that back in the 1990's during his first hysterical living arrangement called marriage and revived it with his second hysterical living arrangement called marriage with his second wife and the entire world knows Mr. Up Front and Honest is barely treading water trying to keep up with copying everyone else.
     
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    Howard couldn't compete with
    Stephen Colbert in the drag
    portion of the late night
    talk show competition.

    Howard's failed and repeated attempts at taking over late night television have been nothing but comical, just about as funny as all of Howard's wigs throughout the years. Now with the slow exit of David Letterman we can move onto more political humor and the irritating drag hag Colbert. I can't wait to not watch Stephen Colbert on late night TV. I guess we still need a self proclaimed democrat on late night TV to poke fun at Republicans, and well, who cares.
     
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    Chace Crawford and Don Johnson
    will star in a new Fall TV series
    "Oil" and we hope they have enough
    to keep things going smoothly
    inside and outside the bedroom.

    The ABC Up Fronts were held in New York and we are so happy [gag] to have Mr. Cross Eyed back on television next fall in a night time soap opera called "Oil" with a little boyfriend costar. We know Mr. Alleged Money Launderer has problems in the financial district and that's after marrying a fug socialite from San Francisco. So the guy keeps working so he can have some spending money of his own.
     
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    Dakota looks like her dad
    Don Johnson in makeup.

    Of course not everything is rosy when you marry money, as poor Don Johnson is on a strict allowance and has to finance his own hookers and threesomes as it was long ago rumored Don plays with a boyfriend and is frequently seen buying sex toys to play with the boys and girls. Some prize there, we know his daughter Miss 50 Shades of Grey learned all those tricks first hand from daddy. See, it all paid off, he launched his boyish daughter into the movie business with a stupid sex movie, I know, it was he and Melanie's daughter, not the richy rich SF socialite but at least the girl knows her business and is getting paid for it.


    We got a bit of Beth Tuesday on Howard's satellite radio show with Miss Super Celebrity Bethie having the brilliant idea of Howard gifting that gay flower painting he did [as a gift for Letterman's wife] and presenting it on the air during Howard's gawd awful last appearance on the talk show. Hey, pay the super 112 Productions employee $112 for that contribution with 10 percent going to her agent, that smidget fug Alison Brod [not an irritating shortened name to hide her ethnicity, which is Martian].
     
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    Oh, yes, Mr. Copycat got the little boy cowboy hat idea from the original film "Arthur" with John Gielgud as the butler who was in a hospital and Arthur cheers him up with toys and guns and a cowboy hat: "...If I begin to die, please take this off my head", and Stern died big time on the Letterman Show, Monday night.
     
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    David Letterman related……

    Why didn't Dave let this crazy bitch back on his show? Beth is super famous for choking and terrorizing cats before throwing them from her limo for drive-by dumping of the ferals onto pigeons in New Jersey.

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    Only 800 people listen regularly to the Howard Stern satellite radio show. Maybe once the aged DJ's contract is up this year, Sirius will consider adding the DavidLetterman100 andDavidLetterman101 channels to its regular line-up to boost subscriptions.
     
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    Look at the mug on this shithead
     
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    Stern is done :rip2:
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    Wig wearing hump :grad:

    As the prime time network and cable showsare closing shop for the summer with the celebs and media moguls headed for Europe and the annual Cannes Film Festival, May 13-24, the world of D List television has to put up with the loud mouth aged canned hams, Beth and Howard Stern on television this week.


    Howard Stern completely ignored Mother's Day on Monday's satellite radio show because Stern is a big star this week, appearing on the David Letterman Show as a penguin with a paunch trying to once again make out with Dave on the air while behind the scenes Stern has been trying to steal his job for 20 years.

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    What a stud :jj:


    Both Howard and Robin showed up to the David Letterman studios on Monday as "The Penguin" as they are both pudged out pariahs with the umbrellas with the Sirius logo on them. Howard has to wear the overly long sleeves to cover up his webbed hands with the liver spots. Howard's sure packing on those pounds sitting around worried that this is the last season of "America's Got Talent" and wonders if he can bully and badger the new host of late night television, Stephen Colbert [who is replacing the aged David Letterman], and let him parade on the show and hog a half hour of free TV.
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    The cunt and the gun't :lol:
     
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    Who had more work done? :dontknow:

    The struggling daytime talk show, irritatingly called "The Talk" is in New York this week and you know what that means, getting saddled with the New York fixture Howard Stern's dolt wife with the vertical football head who is known for doing absolutely nothing but spouting nonsense and plugging her aged crone husband as if they are a straight couple with Beth fitting right in with the trannies in dresses with Sharon Osbourne having to work at 70 yrs old since she found out the U.S. collects taxes on your income.

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    :puke:

    "The Talk" got rid of Beth quick, filming both her segments on Monday, as she scored a guest hosting spot on Monday and Thursday in a week of dismal shows featuring the gay, lesbian, bisexual panel of aged hagathas.
    Notice the manic Beth was flying around back stage at "The Talk" spinning and coked up like there's no tomorrow [you know I mean the soda] perched on the top of a couch setting up her big photo shoot with herself with pillows and lighting so Miss Plastic Surgery with the little girl beauty pageant wig can show off her bargain basement dress from the plus size designer knock-off department store:
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    good god



    Beth felt right at home with the Broadway Babies and former lovers, Broderick and Lane, as Beth is a Broadway insider having bugged the hell out of her so-called old boyfriend [ha ha] Michael Cerveris, with Howard even admitting on his satellite radio show that she raced off to the "theater" all by herself. Well, duh, she got free tickets courtesy of "The Talk" to see the latest Broadway show of the pudgy duo Broderick & Lane, and I doubt the pariah was alone, she always has a babysitter with her.
    Photos below are from The Talk Facebook page as Beth is all thumbs pointing at herself during a back stage meeting with the cast and crew. Then, later on in the show she posed for a group shot with all the Friends of Dorothy. Now send the fug back to the Hamptons as the ratings killer has done her job of tanking The Talk.
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    She has an agent :hehe:

    On Monday's satellite radio borefest, Howard got a bit of bragging inserted into his interview with Jimmy Kimmel. Beth can hardly move at parties, with Howard saying that some friends get sexual with her. Well sure, they want to know what Howard married.

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    Photo from 2014 of Beth with her PR
    agent Alison Brod
    and
    her sister in law Amy Grezinger.
    Alison is the one responsible
    for ferreting out pigeons to employ Beth
    and get her a spot on a TV show
    as well as a red carpet.​

    Is Beth male, female, or both? Someone has got to find out and report it immediately to Crazy Days and Nights dot net, that is one story we are waiting for. But then you have to tell the world who the hell Beth Ostrosky is, then have a long explanation she married Howard Stern, then you have to explain who Howard Stern is and that the dinosaur is not dead but was shoved onto a pay service, and well, you get the drift.​
     
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    Why didn't my old man, rest his soul, teach ME to steal like this instead of his goddamned advice of "grab a lunch box and go work for the man"? Thanks, Dad :facepalm:
     
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    :jj: