Beefus "busy" this morning

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  1. mape

    mape Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG] How does she do it? Working on Black Friday. Beefus sure is beautiful inside and out. :giggle:
     
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  2. Margos

    Margos Sprinkles are for winners.

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    Nice view for the kittens. Humblebrag?
     
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  3. mape

    mape Well-Known Member

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    It would be a better view if about a thirty foot tall wall of water was heading towards that window...:pray:
     
  4. Brokenbad

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    One better....
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  5. nearly.normal

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    I hate her but man that looks like a fun time for those kittens
     
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  6. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    Would you pound out on her back?
     
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    "is that a boy orca or a girl orca? tee hee hee"
     
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    Hopefully a hungry Orca.
     
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    Brokenbad Well-Known Member

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    She's such a humblebrag.

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  10. mape

    mape Well-Known Member

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    "Please help me! I am about to fall into this gaping disease infested hole that smells like old wine and basketball player jizz."
     
  11. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Hey moose!!!! Do the k'tns remind you of your pony calling to you???? Nawwwww, you were raised male with footballs to the face..

    F mutt
     
  12. Mike Huntslooce

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    No - I'd aim for the eyes and nose to really make her choke.
     
  13. Roland Schwinn

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    Can you imagine how horribly lonely it must be in that mansion? I honestly can't imagine being in a building that big all by myself.
     
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    Reading posts like these provide me with the fleeting wish I possessed a thick man cock, just so I could spew a nasty load into her squinty eyes and to repolish her horse choppers...

    Now I'm glad I have a vaginer.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    You wouldn't feel that way if you loved to bowl.
     
  17. Roland Schwinn

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    In addition, what a CUNT.
     
  19. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Ever since the wig allowed her to be crazy cat lady, not a single seagull has been saved...
     
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    doesn't she even get tired of the bullshit herself? I honestly couldn't do what she does for a day. I would get suffocated on my own bullshit.
     
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