Beefus deep thoughts

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by mape, Jan 1, 2015.

  1. mape

    mape Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    81
    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2012
    Messages:
    2,610
    Likes Received:
    4,930
    bethostern
    41 minutes ago
    Ladybug from Mexico..fly away home with me...❤️Follow

    bethostern
    41 minutes ago
    Ladybug from Mexico..fly away home with me...❤️Follow[​IMG]
     
    teehee and TheMercenary like this.
  2. ApeFace

    ApeFace Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,392
    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2012
    Messages:
    3,893
    Likes Received:
    9,827
    What a shithead.
     
  3. mape

    mape Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    81
    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2012
    Messages:
    2,610
    Likes Received:
    4,930
    Someone must have made a real ass of herself last night and is feeling lonely.
     
  4. tHISisKiSSeL

    tHISisKiSSeL ♡❂❁❀♡ Gold

    Reputations:
    242
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    8,078
    Likes Received:
    5,679
    Bedbugs from Mexico......fly away home with them :pray:
     
    SomerSky, monsoon, reno and 22 others like this.
  5. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,170
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    25,931
    Likes Received:
    51,161
    I hope Javier shits in her cheese enchiladas.
     
  6. rockstarhair

    rockstarhair Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    357
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2014
    Messages:
    1,616
    Likes Received:
    3,919
    I hope it bites her and gives her Ebola and she gives it to the rest of the vomits she is hanging out with.
     
  7. balloon knot

    balloon knot Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2012
    Messages:
    4,001
    Likes Received:
    6,749
    beff pointing at things thread addition
     
    teehee, blindbella, CCMaguire and 5 others like this.
  8. Fa Fa Fruit Fly

    Fa Fa Fruit Fly Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    862
    Joined:
    Feb 4, 2012
    Messages:
    3,430
    Likes Received:
    3,671
    On the off chance that Howard ever did fuck her, wouldn't that be pedophilia? Or is the body of an adult but the mind of a child still OK?

    Maybe that's why Howard is obsessed with retards... he has a fetish for someone so dumb that he will be smart compared to them, and Beth fits the bill? But he's smart enough not to bring any kids into the world with such a person.
     
    piledriver123 likes this.
  9. Javaforgotme

    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2013
    Messages:
    2,904
    Likes Received:
    6,276
    Oh dear gods of inane self involvement, please let this one be infected by a foreign disease or insect and be caused to experience retribution from Montezuma for no less that 72 contiguous hours.

    It is for this I pray. amen.
     
  10. Halloween

    Halloween Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    1,704
    Likes Received:
    3,381
    Thanks god she pointed out the ladybug. I never would have found it otherwise.
     
  11. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    140,962
    Likes Received:
    39,476
    This belongs in the "Beef Pointing At Things" thread. :D
     
  12. Botox Barnacle

    Botox Barnacle Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    168
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    970
    Likes Received:
    3,824
    From Mexico.

    These are the key words from Double Agent Dum Dum. She's actually on Clooney Social Media Lockdown, but these are so brilliantly encrypted that her cat lady followers are the only ones to realize that she is on vacation with celebrities.

    She's such a sly fox.
     
  13. Beth Stern

    Beth Stern Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2012
    Messages:
    1,948
    Likes Received:
    4,029
    My what big fingers you have.
     
    reno, piledriver123, LaserT and 2 others like this.
  14. Fa Fa Fruit Fly

    Fa Fa Fruit Fly Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    862
    Joined:
    Feb 4, 2012
    Messages:
    3,430
    Likes Received:
    3,671
    zero.point.zero percent chance that she would not have herself in a picture somehow.
     
    BeerCanThick likes this.
  15. Ingens

    Ingens VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    993
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    3,627
    Likes Received:
    7,743
    She probably enjoys catching fireflies in glass jars and then wonders what happened to them the next morning.
     
    piledriver123 likes this.
  16. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    12,522
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    14,100
    Likes Received:
    17,184
    Mommy, Beth is pointing again.
     
    piledriver123 likes this.
  17. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2013
    Messages:
    5,325
    Likes Received:
    17,032
    I am in utter shock that she didn't squeeze the ring in this pic. :eek:
     
    blindbella, PelicanWig and LaserT like this.
  18. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    4,480
    Likes Received:
    6,996
    Pretty certain my dog has deeper thoughts....and he's a taco short of a combo plate.
     
    reno, piledriver123, teehee and 7 others like this.
  19. Nikki

    Nikki growing a tail

    Reputations:
    174
    Joined:
    May 24, 2014
    Messages:
    2,447
    Likes Received:
    3,765
    They must walk around looking for photo ops. This is the best they could come up with. :p
     
    reno likes this.
  20. Thedomina

    Thedomina Unfriendly

    Reputations:
    4,299
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    6,637
    Likes Received:
    12,325
    She's on vacay
     
    Botox Barnacle likes this.