Beefus deep thoughts

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  1. mape

    mape Well-Known Member

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    bethostern
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    Ladybug from Mexico..fly away home with me...❤️Follow

    bethostern
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    Ladybug from Mexico..fly away home with me...❤️Follow[​IMG]
     
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    What a shithead.
     
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    mape Well-Known Member

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    Someone must have made a real ass of herself last night and is feeling lonely.
     
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    Bedbugs from Mexico......fly away home with them :pray:
     
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    I hope Javier shits in her cheese enchiladas.
     
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    I hope it bites her and gives her Ebola and she gives it to the rest of the vomits she is hanging out with.
     
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    beff pointing at things thread addition
     
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    On the off chance that Howard ever did fuck her, wouldn't that be pedophilia? Or is the body of an adult but the mind of a child still OK?

    Maybe that's why Howard is obsessed with retards... he has a fetish for someone so dumb that he will be smart compared to them, and Beth fits the bill? But he's smart enough not to bring any kids into the world with such a person.
     
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    Oh dear gods of inane self involvement, please let this one be infected by a foreign disease or insect and be caused to experience retribution from Montezuma for no less that 72 contiguous hours.

    It is for this I pray. amen.
     
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    Thanks god she pointed out the ladybug. I never would have found it otherwise.
     
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    This belongs in the "Beef Pointing At Things" thread. :D
     
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    From Mexico.

    These are the key words from Double Agent Dum Dum. She's actually on Clooney Social Media Lockdown, but these are so brilliantly encrypted that her cat lady followers are the only ones to realize that she is on vacation with celebrities.

    She's such a sly fox.
     
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    My what big fingers you have.
     
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    zero.point.zero percent chance that she would not have herself in a picture somehow.
     
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    She probably enjoys catching fireflies in glass jars and then wonders what happened to them the next morning.
     
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    Mommy, Beth is pointing again.
     
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    I am in utter shock that she didn't squeeze the ring in this pic. :eek:
     
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    Pretty certain my dog has deeper thoughts....and he's a taco short of a combo plate.
     
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    They must walk around looking for photo ops. This is the best they could come up with. :p
     
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    She's on vacay
     
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