News Beefus gets back into a Cinema Society screening with Bradley Cooper film "Serena"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Thelma, Mar 21, 2015.

  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    The fake eyelashes are almost as blinding as the horse teeth.

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    Calling @SomerSky for the dress ID ...

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    Beth Ostrosky Stern attends a screening of "Serena" hosted by Magnolia Pictures and The Cinema Society with Dior Beauty on March 21, 2015 in New York City.

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  2. Limo Wreck

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    She comes up with the most hideous necklaces
     
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    The eyelashes are insane but zoom in on the shoes!!!
     
  4. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Looks like someone's been "visiting grandma"...
     
  5. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    She's got real beady eyes, a lop sided head and gigantic teeth. Her dress is nice, though. Hopefully she'll get hit by a bus or mugged.
     
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    :haha:Oh my god, her fucking eyelashes!!!!!:haha:
     
  7. Roland Schwinn

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    Jennifer Lawrence is in this movie? I'm affraid she has become to type cast in my eyes. No matter what part she plays, all i can see her as, is the girl from The Fappening.
     
  8. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    And she must have a three picture deal with Bradley or something.

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    The low-hanging implants are out tonight, too ...

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    I hate to say this..... From her hair and profile in this picture, with the help of some super aging SFX makeup, i could see her playing Hillary.
     
  11. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    JLaw!
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    thats about right considering this movie is such a titanic fucking bomb thats its straight to video and will not be released in theaters. Imagine how awful a movie must be when the two biggest actors in Hollywood can't get it off the ground :jj:


    fuck you moose
     
  13. Beffquus

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    What the fuck is up with that moose claw? Beginning to look like her shoulder blades. Honey - have another box of chocolates...something with some fat, please.

    I wonder what all the kitties are doing tonight without her?

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    The eyelashes are an attempt to obscure the fact that shes rocking the bone structure around her eyes of early man before fire was mastered allowing humanoid brains and eyes to grow due to the consumption of cooked meat.
     
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    expect pics later of her laying on the floor full make up with kitten.

    i'm not looking it up but i bet either her handbag or purse are dior as they were somehow a sponsor of the event.
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    Wig is probably home sleep by 8:00
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    I bet you are right... cannot let that $$$ make up job go to waste.
     
  19. Thelma

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    She's there with her buddy, Jill Martin. Guess Beef forgave her for not interviewing her during the Knick game half-time show (in favor of Taylor Swift and Amanda Seyfried).

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    Oofah. Didn't Jill used to have dark hair? The bleach blonde look is awful on her...
     
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