Beefus gets her big sad sack butt in Marianne Garvey's column again

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  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    But the item is all about Howard ... :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:


    Howard Wants to Sleep In

    "Howard Stern discussed a possible later start for his SiriusXM show on Tuesday, saying he’d love to push his regular 'good morning everybody' greeting from 6 to 7 a.m. It was huge news for Stern loyals, who are captivated by the shock jock’s horror stories about his 4:30 a.m. wakeup alarm. And probably a relief for executive producer Gary 'BaBa Booey' Dell'Abate who is oft on the receiving end of Stern’s cranky early rants."

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  2. tv910

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    "Howard Stern discussed a possible later start for his SiriusXM show on Tuesday, saying he’d love to push his regular 'good morning everybody' greeting from 6 to 7 a.m. It was huge news for Stern loyals, who are captivated by the shock jock’s horror stories about his 4:30 a.m. wakeup alarm."

    Pretty pathetic, that's what constitutes HUGE NEWS in the Stern universe.
     
  3. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    Her butt looks as big as a Mac truck.
     
  4. FSFN

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    Beth has looked pregnant for the past 4 years.
     
  5. Mr Vengeance

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    Yeah, the fans that are left are really interested in hearing his 6am rants about being tired. It's so captivating when he returns from two weeks off to begin his 2-3 day "work" week and starts bitching about how tired he is.

    Shows done. Just shut it down and retire into oblivion with your whorse, Howie.
     
  6. CCMaguire

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    Sorry for the size...

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  7. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Anyone know the normal length of pregnancy for the equine?
     
  8. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    are you talking about her hands or her bobble head?
     
  9. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    That's odd. I thought the gestation period for a horse was about 11 months. :dontknow:
     
  10. Rob0729

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    It is kinda sad that Garvey has turned that column into her own super fan shrine to Howard and Beth. It is funny that she admitted that she tries to put a Stern story in every day and she tried to put something into a recent column and was overruled.

    But seriously, is Howard wanting to move the start of his show to 7AM news even for a gossip column in a tabloid?
     
  11. Bethstampon

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    She is pregnant with a poop baby "she never shits, Robin" and bloated from multiple evening bottles of $800 wine.
     
  12. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    she called him a shock jock :haha:
     
  13. Mr Vengeance

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    Again, this looks like a case of Beffy having to always be shot from her left and always trying to be in the centre of the pic. For crissakes, it looks like she's shoving the other chick out of the frame and the girl is hanging onto Beffy to avoid falling backwards!
     
  14. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i wonder why there was no mention of beth going to the maxim hot 100 party. maybe beth didnt want to be in the room with 99 women hotter than a horses ass.

    Candice Swanepoel arrived at the Maxim Hot 100 party in Los Angeles last night ... and quickly reminded us why she's #1 this year. Good luck knocking this off the throne next year.

    Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz34LP7AtcI

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  15. Bethstampon

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    Yep, it is the way animals try to get away from her big face and hands too...overbearing giant mooooooose
     
  16. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    The Cunt has zero sex appeal compared to her.
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  17. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...beth calls the show to humble brag about being on some shit show. she looks like a traffic cone. where is she getting "all dolled up"?
     
  18. Cum Burrito

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    Moose and Beefus are tied for my favorite beth nickname
     
  19. Maddysmom

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    Holy "pinning" eyes.......
     
  20. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    Actually, flat and wide as the Texas prairies......