Beefus has a "Purr-fect Morning" in Closer magazine

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Thelma, Jul 20, 2014.

  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    When Wiggy is not mentioned, how do people know who in the hell she is??

    This is way in the back of the mag. She's still trying for the "crazy cat lady" moniker ...


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    one of these things is not like the others...



    :secret: and I'm not talking about the black
     
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    The dude is the one howard wants to blow?
     
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    "...joked the beauty" :facepalm:
     
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    There house must reek like piss and shit.
     
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    Well - what other options do they have for a tagline? :umm:

    Let's ponder...
    • Joked the scholar?
    • Joked the professor?
    • Joked the company president?
    • Joked the young starlet?
    • Joked the philanthropist?
    • Joked the _________________?

    Nope, nope, nope.

    I guess you go to the easy "beauty" reference when you run out of options...
     
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    "vapid golddigger" ???
     
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    :pickme: Everyone's blurb has some italicized words in it except one
     
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    And funny!! Good catch...
     
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    My guess is when Buchwald&Associates pays for the placement of these press releases, they stipulate the word "beauty" be kept in the release.

    Conversely, you don't have to add the word "beauty" if the picture obviously shows a beauty. It's not needed.
     
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    "This is what I wake up to" - at least she didn't drop Howard's name in to pretend that they share the same residence.

    They also had to paste an ode picture of Beth in with the foster kittens - too bad Don didn't have photoshop master Howard work his magic to blend the images together.
     
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    Damn, Sally Field was smoking hot back in the day
     
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    Came across this pic, don't know where to put it, mind if I drop it off here?

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    Was thinking the exact same thing - so goddamn beautiful.
     
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    ...former escort?
     
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    not the others are referred to as "tony winners" etc...

    she's just "the beauty" :jj:
     
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    Grape Ape isn't gonna like everyone else got a full picture next to their pets and she was only a bubble head. :jj:
     
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    Is there a problem with "joked the cunt"? :dontknow:
     
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