Beefus & her weird looking false eyelashes bid you #goodnightandgodbless

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Thelma, May 22, 2015.

  1. Thelma

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    Heavy on the god bless
    Lately
    She must have got feedback that women still associate her as married to Satan
    Howard also referred to himself as perceived to be Satan until people got to know him for his true self on AGT.
    so calculated, God bless
    This makes me even angrier Howard crowbar red in his watercolor flower painting into his Letterman appearance.
     
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    That neck
    Makes me grab for mine every time
     
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    ...looks like she ordered the xtra long lashes with the forever glue. "god bless" wow thats boader line blasphemy.
     
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    clavicle'd
     
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    Who the hell is she saying "Good night" to every freakin' night?!?!

    Nobody cares, Beefus! Please just disappear!!!
     
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    She wants her "fans" (paid Instagram followers) to know they don't need to wait up for any more photos from her tonight. :rolleye:
     
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    Ugh!! She must also want them to know she's home alone, as always. A normal person would be saying good night to her husband, without taking freakin' selfies to document it. :rolleyes:
     
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    Let's see your face and neck good night, tubby.
     
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    I'll bet this bitch is too good for the tedious task of having lashes glued on each day... she probably has the lash extensions made from mink that the Kardashians and other whores wear.
     
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    Honestly....
    Does she ACTUALLY think ANYONE wants these ridiculous pics??
     
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    Those lashes are as wonky as her tits and eyeballs. There's a whole lotta wonk going on....
     
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    Hold on... let me go next door and borrow a kitten. I think my mom has some dusty old eyeshadow. I'm good to go. BRB.
     
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    .....
     
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    She is nasty..... I'm sure she smells.
     
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    Fancy Feast, ammonia, and merlot, with a hint of Massengill. :puke:
     
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    She should screech "Beefus: OUT!", drop her phone and drunkenly stumble into her wing of the mausoleum. Treat these pics and videos like the goof they are. But she could never do that. This is obviously serious business to her.

    God bless? She's like a 4 year old saying her prayers, kneeling down at the side of the bed. and God bless daddy for not going to prison, and ugly daddy for paying for everything, and doctor daddy for keeping me beautiful.

    Do you think Oafus checks under the bed for ugly brown turban monsters?
     
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    Beef must be a raging Red Skeleton fan. He even talks about :quote:his purpose:quote: in this clip.

     
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    :giggle:
     
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