Beefus hiding the Wonk picture thread

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  1. SillyOldMan

    SillyOldMan Well-Known Member

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    Can anyone describe the thought process here? Isn't it better to just show the wonk than to crop out your head or do an incredibly bizarre "look down at the ground and close your eyes" Beefus pose?

    This is in honor of the "Beth pointing at things" thread which I loved so much.

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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    She's showing everyone she's a model. So I guess it's a high end European model move. I see Heidi Klum and other models in self instagram pics and they never "model pose" every shot.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Yes, because they look ok head on.
     
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    fuzzynuts 99% Relevant

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    45 year ode modoes don't wear Duane Reade nail polish - they'd be over it and wouldn't need, and know it makes them look desperate to be young.
     
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  9. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Moooose knows and has been told. A paid agent will softly tell you why you don't work..,They will tell you everyone loves working with you and they think your beautiful its just that you have a hooded eye and couldn't do the make up and so you didn't flow with the shoot.

    They think your beautiful but its for shoes

    They think your beautiful but its for someone with tits

    They think your beautiful but its for etc.
    Moooose has a ton of flaws. They have been pointed out. It knows.
    Its an absolute liar about its career. An absolute liar. Case closed.

    I have no over and over pix. And I certainly don't keep pix of myself about. What do you want to bet a gift from moooose are pics of itself. This thing has mental problems. Too funny how it gets all weird and goes into pose mode. Its well aware of all the flaws.

    Latern jaw, wonky tits and eye, monster feet, 5head, linebacker shoulders, thunder thighs, cankles, 5'8.
    Oh yeah moooose. So believable.

    F mutt
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    TMI brother. :sheik:
     
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    What an incredibly empty life.
     
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    INDEED!!! :gayflag: I rank "too much information" up there with "it is, what it is".
     
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    I have an undiagnosed phobia to colored nail polish for some reason??? :dontknow: I'm trying to coin a medical term for it, maybe @Deee can help....."nailpolisifaketitis"??
     
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    I guess she could get saline to refill her hideous bolt-ons there though.

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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    She says those gems are real ARM
     
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    Omg..what an awful Tit job. Someone put this pic in a magazine?
     
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    I swear that's her!! You just wanna re-hydrate your contact lenses with her saline, right???
     
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    About as real as the AGT prize money and winners.
     
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    But Moose married Wiggy whose darting eyes are unable to land on any of her flaws so he thinks she's the "Beautiful BethO." He fed the monster so she will never go away.
     
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    What must she think? Or am I being presumptive?
     
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