Beefus' "homeless shelter" book signing tour continues in Manhasset, LI, today

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  1. Thelma

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    [​IMG] Beth Ostrosky @BethStern
    Hey Long Island! Come visit me at my book signing in Manhassett today at 1pm at one of my favorite stores @Hirshleifers
    6:14 AM - 13 Dec 2014


    Although the crushing crowd of 4 stragglers should not be looking for a soup hand-out since it's in an upscale shopping area ...

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    Will they be serving free cognac and handing out gift bags?
     
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    I'm sure Maryann will be there to bring that "real people" feel to the place for a while.
     
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    I guess only the people in the NY/NJ area deserve to have their books signed. I hear the next signing will be at the Montauk Lighthouse.
     
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    Does MaryAnn claim her mileage to these signings as a business expense? This does seem to be her only 'job'.
     
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    Jim Brown....Manhasset
    (Spinney Hill :secret: )
     
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    If Maryann is there; does anyone know an illegal that's been on a three day binge I can give my car keys to?
     
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    Jews and Iranians are the main population there
     
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    That store is SUPER high end! I'm sure all the jewesses from Manhasset with their fucking in-vitro twins, assaulting everyone with their double-wide strollers will just be dying to pick up a Givenchy clutch and a ten dollar life sized children's book!
     
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    In Howards honor they're changing the name of the town for a day to "Manhasbeen"
     
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    .....and a short car ride to ex-wife Allison's home.......and the Cumia compound.

    Iranians?
    Isn't that Great Neck?
     
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    That whole Miracle Mile area
     
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    Does anyone know how long and how many appearances a typical book tour is?
     
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    This was Andy Cohen's book tour -

    Wednesday May 16 in San Francisco, CA
    An Evening With Andy Cohen at Commonwealth Club
    Castro Threatre
    429 Castro St.
    San Francisco, CA
    7:30 PM

    Thursday, May 17 in Miami, FL
    Reading, Q&A and Signing at Books & Books
    265 Aragon Ave.
    Coral Gables, FL
    8:00 PM

    Friday, May 18 in Washington, D.C.
    Front Row
    Bethesda Lane
    Bethesda, MD
    Book Signing at 5pm and Runway Event at 7:30pm

    Wednesday, June 13 in New York City
    Word for Word Author Series With Andy Cohen (interviewed by Willie Geist)
    Bryant Park Reading Room
    42nd St. between 5th and 6th Avenues
    12:30 PM

    Friday, July 20 in Shelter Island, NY
    Reading at Shelter Island Public Library (co-sponsored by Willie Geist)
    37 North Ferry Rd.
    Shelter Island, NY
    7:00 PM
     
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    Hopefully the shoppers are a really snooty crowd who think Howard Stern is a disgusting pig and will shun Beth.
     
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    ...i hope billy joel is drunk as a skunk and t-bones beths limo while shes out there. seriously i dont think those stuffy competitive cunts are going to buy her book out there. theyre going to point and laugh at the failed escort who had to marry a lifelong ugly closeted homo.