Beefus: "I love seeing kittens in Howard's hands"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Thelma, Aug 27, 2014.

  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    This photo defines why most of Beefy's photos of kittens seem so lifeless and dull. You would think it is impossible to suck the life out of a kitten, but Beefus & Butthead did it! I think it's because they are substituting kittens for a baby that is making the whole thing so un-fun -- they're not letting the kittens run around and be kittens (at least those aren't the photos they're taking). Instead they keep forcing the kittens into human baby poses.

    In this photo, Howard does what Beefy does, put the kitten in a death grip so the kitten can't move!


    bethostern I love seeing kittens in Howard's hands

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  2. Wesmantooth

    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    homo says what?
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Frankly, I'm bored of her, him, and their fucking kitten ranch. I hope she takes on a new project this Fall, so I can learn to hate her all over again......
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Love your new Avatar Thelma, BTW.....
     
  5. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Thnx! I thought it was time for something new. It felt weird at first but now I'm getting used to it. :D
     
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    Animals are very perceptive and it's no accident they have to be forcibly restrained whenever they're around Howard and Beth. Most kittens would voluntarily snuggle with even a complete stranger but they're always struggling to get away. Neither of those two idiots knows anything about the correct way to handle and hold an animal, I wouldn't be surprised if that's how the other kitten got his leg fractured.
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    That's the only pussy he's touched in a long, long time.
     
  8. mothra1orbit

    mothra1orbit Autologous Rage

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    Me too, and I've been thinking about what her new project could be. My favorite so far is she could have Ronnie drive her around New York giving her old designer frocks to homeless women so they could look their best.
     
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    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    I teeter back and forth to whether I think Beth is mentally challenged or an evil genius who plays dumb so she can manipulate Howard to giving her everything she could ever ask for. Tweets like this makes me think both.
     
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    cuz she can't see them in her own hands
     
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    Or homeless men.
     
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    Yikes. Those old feminine hands that have never done any physical labor ever, not one minute of it, give me the willies. :shakey::
     
  13. Wesmantooth

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    what did you do this summer? Oh I played with kittens and took a lot of selfies. This was not said by a 12 yr old girl. this is literally all moose did ALL FUCKING SUMMER LONG!!

    all that money wasted on these two desperate nitwits
     
  14. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    That's the classic " Newborn baby on Daddy's chest" pose we women all love so much. A few problems though: 1. Wiggy's chest is vile and skeletal. 2. Wiggy has trouble pulling off that he's the man/daddy in the pic and 3. IT'S A FUCKING CAT, DOOFUS, NOT A HUMAN CHILD.
     
  15. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Yeah. I know it's contradictory and oxymoronic, but I think a little of both too. She's not smart in the way most of us would recognize and identify with, but she sure knows a thing or two about how to manipulate a neurotic, old dirtbag. She's also pulled off the longest con of the longest cons. That takes an almost super human level of discipline of the mind. She had to know just when to push things and just when to back off. And she's been doing it for 15 yrs. I won't pretend the money wouldn't be fun, but I COULD NOT DO what she's done. Fucking him would be bad enough, but telling his gross, neurotic ass that he's amazing and wonderful all the time would make me puke. I wouldn't have lasted 6 months. You gotta give credit where credit is due - she's a MASTER manipulator.
     
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    A cat fashion show can't be too far behind.
     
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    Some ppl disagree with me, but I think this kitten thing has just about ran its course and she, Wiggy and Buchwald are actively looking for a new scam..err.."career" for her at this moment.
     
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    You're joking, but I seriously wouldn't surprised if she did something very similar to that.
     
  19. Jayla

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    :cwl::lol::giggle::backlol2::haha:
     
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    :lol:
     
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