Beefus' media blitz to nowhere continues in OK and Star mags

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  1. Thelma

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    Superstar's interview was placed near the back of the magazines in the "Entertainment" sections.

    And Beef never thought about writing another book (haha) until that schoolteacher showed her class Yoda's Instagram photos. It certainly wasn't to fill her obsessive desire to be on every talk show who will let her clomp on or to have book signings for Wack Packers.

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    #loveandpurpose

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    She's rallt trying hard not to be famous.
     
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    And we can add "Oscar winning actress" to the things we will never see before Beth's name......
     
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    Dammit! Just when Beefus switched to cats!

    "Fox's Cause for Paws: An All-Star Dog Spectacular" will air Nov. 27 and feature a slew of celebrities aiming to find thousands of needy dogs a home by Black Friday.
     
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    It's a fricken 32 page kids book. Let's stop the nonsense. The world is not a better place because of this book. Nobody cares or needed this book to be written. It's really sad the way the media panders to this shit and jams it down our throats. This has nothing to do with Yoda or the shelter but all about Saint Beth. Fuck her
     
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    She is a vomit. :grr:
     
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    And that second grade teacher should be fired. :coffee:
     
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    If she disappeared from earth nobody would miss this empty headed pile of shit
     
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    These are quid pro quo fluff peaces. No one takes them seriously.

    Where do all these miracle health secrets come from? Robin being the first person in history to be "cured" of cancer earlier than the 5 year remission period. And now Yoda who through love cured heart failure.

    Obamacare FTW :cheer:
     
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    She will be once her teacher student sex scandal is uncovered.
     
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    This is the trade off. Instead of giving her children, Howard is giving her fame to make her life less empty.
     
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    Beth reminds me of Jan Brady. Poor Jan sucked at everything, but she never gave up. I think she finally excelled at ceramics or something. Beth fails at modeling, acting, and hosting, but she is amazing at playing with kittens. She finally got something to stick. Bravo. That should be the real children's book. #FuckYoda
     
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    Too bad Beefy wanted both.
     
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    "Blonde Beauty"

    They always have to crowbar that in.
     
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    Funny, I always thought Howard was more like Jan Brady:

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    Haha! So true!
     
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    She's getting a lot of mileage out of a stupid story and that ugly pic. Thelma, thanks for posting but I hope you didn't waste your money on these magazines.
     
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    I like how she says 'its our life'...no its YOUR life and your husbands too big a pussy to say no to you. What the hell is he afraid of? He can trade her in for someone half her age and 10 times hotter in about 5 minutes. If he has a pre-nup like he says he does, he would have to give up 1/5000 of his fortune to her. He can make that back doing 20 live reads for squatty potty.
     
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