Beefus morning kisses

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by mape, Aug 9, 2014.

  1. mape

    mape Well-Known Member

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    Cats apparently love the taste of wine...:coffee:
     
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    Dear god in heaven. :coffee:
     
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    Birddog Well-Known Member

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    That cat probably just got done licking his asshole. Oh and, what a fucking cunt
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig DawgShed News VIP Gold

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    She is disgusting!
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    :whythelongface?:Does she have any idea whats going on in the world. Was she trying 2 breast feed the puttttttty cat.
     
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    She's never looked better.
     
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  7. imissalison

    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    Guaranteed she put peanut butter on herself to help the " Photo shoot "
     
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    I refuse to click on that and ruin my day.:nono:
     
  9. yaddc

    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    WIGGY you wanted her .Well now you got her. ALL the best 2 ya sir.
     
  10. yaddc

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    40+ year old IDIOT. :bigwave:
     
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  11. mape

    mape Well-Known Member

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    She has made the cats her servants.
     
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  12. Margos

    Margos Sprinkles are for winners.

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    Again with the creepy. All that money, living on the beach, etc., and this is all she has.
     
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    meanne Well-Known Member

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    And Howard and BethO are so isolated from normal relationships, they're so far removed from having actual family and real friends, there's nobody to tell them how foolish this constant barrage of instagrams make them look.

    At this point, it does seem like Howard and BethO are putting on an elaborate Andy Kaufmanesque performance art piece. It's like they've dedicated themselves to play a full-time lampoon of a vile nouveau-riche striving-to-be-famous couple.

    The things they do make it seem like their entire universe has to be a joke, right?:dontknow:
     
  14. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    Beth looks like she has some free time today. :rolleyes:

    I just might give her a call as I need some help with laundry, house cleaning, yard work, grocery shopping, walking the dogs, fixing dinner, etc etc..........
     
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    Maddysmom Kunt Banned User

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    The cat was probably testing to see if the cunt was still alive, well that and the cat probably likes the taste of Nacho's seed.
     
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    I knew from the title that I was going to regret seeing that. She really needs a job.
     
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  17. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    #bethstiality
     
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  18. yaddc

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    Hillary will b looking 4 help soon.
     
  19. Alisonsbankacct

    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Same here.

    We love our pets too and think they are the cutest things in the world, but my family and I keep it to ourselves. Pretty much doesn't leave our 4 walls.
     
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    again with the cat food on the shoulder to fool the blind cat....