Beefus needs a hobby. Obviously...

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  1. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    It seems her lonely days are filled with nothing other than taking selfies with cats, bathing with cats (while wearing false eyelashes) and using cats like a George Burns cigar prop.

    She's Paris Hilton with a cat fetish.

    While her beloved sugar daddy is off staring at the walls somewhere, what could she possibly do to fill the endless hours of boredom?

    Your suggestion(s)?
     
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    Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic.
     
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    Antarctic exploration...............Solo expedition..........:c
     
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    She needs to get pregnant... If the wigged fraud won't do it, then I'm going have to go there and bang her myself....
     
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    Maybe she needs to do real work at a humane society like cleaning cages, walking dogs, etc. Tweeting pictures of yourself does nothing to help the animoes.
     
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    [video=youtube;1bGVT4-1DBU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bGVT4-1DBU&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
     
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    you mean twitter modoe is not a profession :giggle:
     
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    Fluff Howard's Wigs
     
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    :backlol2: She doesn't even do that at home.

    "CONSUELA!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S A DOODY IN THE LITTER BOX!"
     
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    Wear Howard's silky panties for the day
     
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    Send belated happy birthday cards to Howard's daughters that includes an insulting amount of cash.
     
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    She's just a couple of years away from hitting the wall hard. When she does, she will be very occupied with plastic surgery.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    More like she'd send them belated birthday cards with pictures of herself, holding said cash, marked with the message "Your inheritance: don't you wish you were here?" and laughing. :jj:
     
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    maybe volunteer at a shelter? for humans :dontknow:
     
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    She should try out as a dominatrix

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    It comes with built in snow shoes.....:sarcastic:


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    Polo ? Nacho could teach her a thing or two.
     
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    Paris made millions on here own.... just saying
     
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    You do realize that Howard's ex-wife married a Billionaire? The only reason Howard wants to be a Billionaire is because he wants to do better than his ex-wife.