Beefus reads the "Yoda" book to a group of her peers (first graders)

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  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    For anyone who still believes Beef is under-weight, check out those monster legs ...


    [​IMG] Jennifer L. Brady @BradyLitCoach
    1st grade readers love learning from other writers. Stories come from the heart! @Ellen87358542 @BethStern

    2:55 PM - 6 May 2015

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    "Mommy there was a really big woman who tried to read to us today ... " :surprised:

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  2. Quality Control

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    This actually makes me feel a bit sorry for Beth. In an alternate dimension I could see her married to someone her own age, with a few kids, and being an elementary school teacher reading to her class. In that dimension I could see her being happier than she is in her life with Howard and the kittens.
     
  3. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Those kids are a bit too young to be dealing with transgender individuals.
     
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    Holy shit! I think i see the Loch Ness monster swimming in her neck in the top photo!!!!!!
     
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    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Well, that would be able to happen if (s)he was born with girly bits.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Beth is to dumb to ever earn a B.A. in Elementary Education, pass the Praxis exams and win over an Elementary Education Principal in an interview. Never would happen.
     
  7. Thelma

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    I MEANT to comment on that and got distracted - but you have the perfect description of it.

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    Is the spin she's Nursery School mom now? :eek:

    This shit is going too far. The whole enterprise needs to be removed from society, not just for the children, but for the sake of mankind.
     
  9. Thelma

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    Beth would really have to be in an alternate dimension if she actually didn't want to be famous.
     
  10. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    This. She's pathetic.
     
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    Did one of the children put her hair in what appears to be a ponytail and is she wearing a paint smock?
     
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    I wish I was six again and shot that blond hair mare right in the forehead with a spitball!!
     
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    I wonder if she takes requests?

    If so, I would like her to teach the kids about her true profession. Any ditz can read a ghost-written and ghost-illustrated cat book. It takes a proud professional woman to lecture youth about what really got her to where she is:

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    It's a slightly fitted muumuu. From her I-used-to-be-a-ho-but-now-am-a-respectable-lady collection.
     
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    Much like adult animals, I bet children get very uncomfortable around her. The screeching, the spastic movements, disingenuous condescending tone.

    I can hear her over her 2nd bottle of vino lamenting "their eyes burn right through me".

    I just know these things. :jj:
     
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    She will regret not having kids....in time in due time
     
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    When I see this picture, I imagine the kids are preparing to attack her in a murderous frenzy of gleaming teeth and flashing nails. I can see them flaying skin from bone, ripping out her weave, and chewing on her intestines. All the while chanting, "We don't need no education!"

    But hey, that's just me.
     
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    :haha:

    I call it moose cause that thing is 5'8", 150+lbs with a 13 shoe.
    Look at how bad and FAT it looks. Its legs are gigantic

    That bad ponytail is hilarious. Did I mention that moose is right at that age when men stop looking at you. Too old.
    Mooose is too old and FAT

    Where's the UK pics at mooose. Just name who did all the paperwork when you where there.
    Who arranged A 2 WEEK SHOOT in Switzerland. My pal Janne is just dying to know,
    She's a dutch modoe that arranges playboy shoots now. Prove your not full of shit mooose.
    Give some names'......


    F mutt
     
  20. Petal

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    I am so confused by the neck in both these pics.

    This is something you see when weight lifters are lifting heavy weights and using all their might.

    She's just reading a book. Why is she clenching so hard that this is the result?

    **Also - don't shoot me... but I give her props for reading to kids. Even though this is probably a sales push of some kind on the book, I like when people do something nice for the elderly or kids. :p
     
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