Beefus seen on Hamptons' subway in February (no word if any men dropped their pants)

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  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Update thanks to Omen ... I should have known this was a bogus item since Beefy is too sexy for the subway (even a bogus one) ...

    "Beth Stern and Jill Rappaport were seen alone in a subway car heading from Noyac to Bridgehampton with many puppies and kittens. The puppies were on one side, the kittens on the other. They were very well behaved. Just remember, pets are allowed on the subway, all kinds, just so long as they are no longer than six feet and are either leashed or under their masters’ control."

    http://danspapers.com/2014/02/the-hamptons-subway-newsletter-week-of-february-20-26-2014/

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    :facepalm:

    Will you post news from The Onion next???

    ;)
     
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    :what:

    "Dan's Papers is a weekly lifestyle publication in the Hamptons, Long Island, New York, USA, founded by Dan Rattiner.

    The first of the papers that would later collectively come to be known as 'Dan's Papers' was the Montauk Pioneer, which debuted July 1, 1960."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan's_Papers
     
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    & ...?
     
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    It is a made-up story on a made-up page because there is no Hamptons Subway ;)

    You really thought that story & the ones below it were real??

     
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    I do not believe that Beth was leashed OR under her masters control.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I can't get over how much Beef looks like a guy in straight, head-on shots. A gay, kinda fem guy, but still a guy.
     
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    :doh:I didn't know Dan's Papers made up stuff. I didn't think there was a subway in the Hamptons -- but I thought it might be some sort of train service. Dan's Papers has been around for a long time - I don't get his "humor."
     
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    They have the LIRR, but a subway would be in the water ;)

    This was directly below Beth's story:
    The Hampton Subway was in lots of the national news media this past year. The New York Times covered the time when we brought in the thugs to beat up the striking flagmen.

    :lol:

    No harm, no foul. I figured you had to know, but .............
     
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    @Thelma
    Thanks for taking my ribbing in a good way :beer:
     
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    You are welcome! :toptip:

    I should never do a thread before I've had a cup of coffee ...
     
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    Shame on me for jumping directly from the OP to here, but not only is that cat was photoshopped in, but Wonky's hubby Wiggy was lazy in matching up the hue/lighting.

    Just more dishonesty and exploitation of innocent creatures by not so innocent ones.
     
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    Just don't get Dewey, Cheatem & Howe on my ass



    ;)
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    Hampton's subway, yeah, it's right next to the outlet mall and the 99cent store.

    :cwl::giggle::spaz::bounce::snicker::hilarious::backlol2::haha::lol1::backlol::spit::rofl::lmao::lmao::lmao:
     
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    "Beth Stern taking public transportation is the fake story Robin!"
     
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    I just saw the OP's "update" when I came back after mocking this up.. Suffice it to say, Howard is either a lazy chopper or just a bad student.

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    :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
     
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    -- Wednesday, January 14, 2004 --

    Howard said that Beth was on the subway yesterday and this guy was pleasuring himself while he was looking at her. Howard said Beth was freaked out by that after a woman yelled at her to get away from him. The guy was wearing a rain coat while he did it. Howard said Beth told him that she was wearing a long coat and a hat so she wasn't exposed at all. Howard said he knows that he's a pervert but he'd never do something like that, ever. He said the guy had such balls that after Beth jumped up and moved, he said ''I'm not done yet.''

    Howard took a phone call from a guy who wondered why Beth would take the subway. Howard said he doesn't know and he's offered her a limo to take but she doesn't want to do that. The caller said that Beth should not be on a subway. Howard agrees but he can't stop her from doing what she wants to do. Artie said he's been on the subway a lot and has never seen someone that hot.

    Another caller told Howard that his girlfriend had a similar situation where a guy whacked off near her one time. Gary came in and said that he knows someone who actually had a guy arrested for doing that and went to court to follow through.