Beefus takes "cat napping" selfie (warning: scary clavicle photo)

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  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Latest in the series of Beef's "Look at me I'm sleeping with my arms extended taking a selfie of me sleeping" series. :right:


    bethostern Cat napping

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    She's seriously a mental patient
     
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    ATTACK OF THE CLAVICOE!!!!

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
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    Is it dead?
     
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    That shoulder looks like it just got over the flesh eating disease.
     
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    What kind of lunatic takes pretending to be sleeping pics??
    I'm being dead serious right now.
    These are the actions of a disturbed person.
    A disturbed, lonely, sad old woman
     
  7. Thelma

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    Notice how the "LOVE" necklace is always in correct position.
    I can't imagine how many she must take to get one "good" one.
     
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    "Consueeeeeelaaaa! My iPhone is full of sleep-selfies again! Vamos to the Appoe store and buy me a new one!"
     
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    She cannot accept or tolerate the idea of living one simple day without her image broadcast to her followers. The idea is much too anxiety provoking plunging her into the forced rescue of animoes as a means of distracting herself from such a nightmare.
     
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    the stupid knows no limits w this one
     
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    It looks like she's staring intently at that weird crater in her shoulder and wondering what kind of plastic surgery would make it go
     
  14. Jayla

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    Yep.
     
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    away. (Dammit)
     
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    I'm so lovaboe and beautifoe that everyone needs to see my every moment!!!!!
     
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    She's a dink.
     
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    Yes. Everyone who is sleeping has the tendons in their necks and shoulders tight like that...fucking twatwaffle.
     
  19. Jayla

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    You should add that to dirty words thread. :)
     
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    If she wants to do something useful for a change, Beth should let her followers know about the recall of Rachel Ray's cat food. Beth has been recommending that food to her followers, if she had any decency she'd warn them about the dangers.
     
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