Beefus' TBT photo - She misses being on the cover of a digital women's mag

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  1. Thelma

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    ohh you wore green so you could hide the wonky cause you are a dirty slut!

     
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    I look at that picture and all I can think about (other than how unkind the last 6 years have been to poor Beef) is fucking Blingbones - and Wiggy's continued insistence that he enjoys some sort of moral superiority over all other celebs because he's never tried to sell his fans cheap bullshit tchotchkes. What a joke.
     
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    And the irony is the biggest tchotchke he tried to sell his fans is his big lummox of a wife.
     
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    :up:
     
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    The dog expert that doesn't even own a dog. What happened to them getting another dog two summers ago?
     
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    Something tells me that's not uncharted territory for her. ;)



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    (And look, the bride is wearing off white and elevator sandals to try to distinguish himself from the rest of the lower caste goatfuckers.)
     
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    I think it was determined she shouldn't be around dogs. :whistle:
     
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    I guess he wants to keep Beth happy .....he's a Cat lover now :cl:. Maybe he was sooooo torn up over Bianca's death he doesn't want another dog? who knows.....I KNOW I lost my beloved Dog Ben (Benjy) last July 25th, a few days shy of his 18th B'day. VERY DIFFICULT making that decision to put him down. I had the Vet come to our house to put Ben down in his favorite room surrounded by his favorite things. I had him cremated and returned to me .
    And now I'm caregiving FERAL cats in our yard and wooded area.....TNR 7 so far and I have one Female indoors , Sophie :cl:. TRYING to get them adopted but it's very hard with Ferals and if I do call Animal Control they will destroy them .
    So now I TOO am a CAt person :cl: but I think of Benjy every single day. Miss him soooo much.


    btw...the cover photo of Bianca is beautiful.....NOT of Beth..why does she always have to LEAN over and and do that side pose thing with her head????? She looks so much better looking straight at the camera. IMO

    thank you
    peace & love
     
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    best line "dam your eyes man"
     
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    While I understand your pain about losing a pet as I have myself, you can't equate that with Beth at all. She appears to have never bonded with animals in her life as she knows nothing about their nature. And I have no doubt she never would have latched onto this whole cat adoption thing had every other attempt at getting press not failed miserably. If she had any "better offers," those kit'ns would never be in another photo with her again.
     
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    they're hypocrites....they certainly have the time and money to devote to a dog, but dogs require a more personal interaction. while cats can slink off to a corner and be happy, dogs NEED their humans to love and care for them. i don't think the ostrosky-stern's are capable of that.
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Moooose check list!


    All in black b\c moooose is a moooose
    Hide the feet
    Hair extensions
    Half face so its only half as ugly
    Huge over the top smile
    Hide the wonk and nasty bolt ons

    Photoshop....


    How funny its sitting at cat shit acres at 4 am looking through old pics to tweet out. Awwww..probably all wasted drunk and crying over a dog named after a hooker moooose was jealous of.
    Poor mooooooose. It should call a friend...oooops ! Forgot.

    F mutt
     
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    "cat shit acres" :snicker:
     
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    The only reason he didn't sell shirts and other brand merch is because his agent wisely told him it would harder to rebrand himself as a broadcaster who wasn't a shock jock if there was tacky merch out there that the unwashed were wearing.
    Howard has always been about being able to ditch the shock jock label as soon as possible, that's why the myth of him being a devoted husband to Allison and involved father was so important, even if he lived at Scores or locked away from his family in his basement.
     
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    Very true.

    :backlol:
     
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