Beefus tries curing kitten colds with the power of her DEATH GLARE

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  1. Thelma

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    Fucking conqueror.
     
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    She seriously looks half dead.
     
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    That cat wants out
     
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    Man fingers.
     
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    "Ow my neck...why?"
     
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    Beef is looking awfully peaked these days. Being high on wine, kittens, and a likely assortment of pills will do that to a person. Spreading for Wigdick (yea, right) also a contributor.
     
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    Those are long fucking fingers for an alleged "woman"
     
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    "Hi Grandma! I'm ready for a nice, long visit."
     
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    Someone should photoshop in a lizard tongue coming out of her mouth.
     
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    What a fucking moron! It was only a matter of time before a kitten got sick from the stress of being needlessly shuffled from place to place for photo ops. Lollipop was the kitten Beth brought to Meredith Viera's show and is supposed to be delivered to her new home soon. She also was photographed roaming throughout the house and climbing on purses. Those kittens should be quarantined and any surface they came in contact with should be disinfected. Respiratory illness in cats is extremely contagious. When I volunteered at a shelter the procedure was to wait until the end of our shift to care for the cats in the isolation area, then leave the premises immediately to avoid spreading the illness. This article explains:

    It’s true: our feline friends can get colds, too! As is the case with humans, the culprits to blame for these nasty colds are bacteria or viruses, sometimes both.
    The bacteria and viruses that most commonly cause upper respiratory infections (URIs) in cats are:
    • Feline herpesvirus type-1 (FHV-1); also known as feline viral rhinotracheitis (FVR)
    • Feline calicivirus (FVC)
    • Bordetella bronchiseptica (B. bronchiseptica)
    • Chlamydophila felis (C. felis)
    • Less commonly, Mycoplasma spp. (bacteria) or a feline retrovirus, such as FIV or FeLV, are contributing factors in an upper respiratory infection.
    Bacteria and viruses are very contagious and are present in the saliva and discharge produced by the eyes and nose. Healthy cats can get infected when they come into direct contact with a sick cat. Cats with retroviruses are especially vulnerable to the contagions, both through direct contact or indirect contact with contaminated objects.
    Unfortunately, some of the aforementioned diseases are still present in seemingly recovered cats (carriers) and are unknowingly passed on to other cats. Mothers can also act as carriers, passing on infections to their litters.
    Cats that have contracted FVR are considered “chronic carriers,” meaning they will carry the virus for life and can become sick again in times of high stress (moves, new housemates, babies, etc.). About half of the cats infected with FVC will remain infected as carriers, sometimes for a few months after symptoms cease, and, in rare cases, for life.
     
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    Her skin is awful and always has been. But her facial hair seems to be thicker than ever.
     
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    Wait for it.....only seconds away from....
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    She reminds me of the chick from V, when she opens her big ass mouth and swallows a rat whole.
     
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    Choking the kitten can't be good for it, but I'm no animal expert or anything.
     
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    Close-ups when her skin has multiple huge zits is probably not a good idea.
     
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    Beef's segment finally airs on Thursday - http://meredithvieirashow.com/

    I wonder when (and who) discovered that fosters Lollipop and Pumpernickel were sick because Beef had them loaded up and ready to go on March 25.

    2015-03-25, 14:34 bethostern
    YODA SAYS GOODBYE TO LOLLI & PUMPERNICKEL.. Get the tissues ready: This is one of the hardest parts of my fostering. Taking them away from Yoda. #heartbreaking

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    Yep, now Yoda and the rest of the cats (including poor Apple who just had surgery) are likely to get sick too. Even if she disinfects the whole house and quarantines the sick kittens it's probably too late. Great job Beth!
     
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    What a boring life she leads.