Beefus' work of screeching "Bad Petunia!" every 2 minutes is done #servesnopurpose

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  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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  2. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i wish somebody would punch her right in her arab cock sucker.
     
  3. AllAboutHim Ed

    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    #wonk
    #crazy
    #whatwork
    #misinterpretedselfhelpbookaboutlivingwithpurpose
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    You'd think she'd be a bit happier fulfilling #herpurpose.
     
  5. DuckDong

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    #barrenwomb

    #playwithkitties

    #shallowlifehappywife
     
  6. BuffaloTom

    BuffaloTom Closed By User Banned User

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    Every picture photoshopped? Her face is gently blurred but everything else in the picture is crisp. Maybe it's just a small piece of fuzz on the lens.
     
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    What work?
     
  8. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    Her one and only purpose in life is finding cats homes, that is one of the funniest and saddest things I ever heard. Please let her catch on fire.
     
  9. DuckDong

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    Imagine your own purpose

    Raise a couple kids enjoy your family etc

    Beth sold her soul for shoes and now tries to fill a hole with borrowed kittens
     
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    Mommy's girl has been a bad girl. :whythelongface?:
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Worse. Finding cats homes that don't need help finding homes! She is "fostering" cute kittens.
     
  12. AllAboutHim Ed

    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    Exactly. She glaums on to them like the dead people in Poltergeist do to the little girl and hoards the cute stage of a cat's life.
     
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    My husband hasn't touched me in six months.

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  14. AllAboutHim Ed

    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    And who really gives a fuck if animals need to be put to sleep. It's not like the shelter skins them alive or anything. The cats get a tiny shot (compared to dozens of them if they lived) feels sleepy and goes to sleep and doesn't wake up, completely unaware that it's dead.
     
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    This. If you're going to get a cat I would think you would want to enjoy them as kittens.
     
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    Cats are fucking evil creatures. Some of the things they do are just creepy as hell.
     
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    Cats are responsible for over 25 % of all deaths in nature and they are an invasive species as well

    We should be eradicating them
     
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    I would stomp on 1000 kittens to save one human child with cancer. Just saying.
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    Does anyone think the adopted parents actually keep these retarded names? They are all stupid.
     
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    Cunt
     
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