Been driving an NYC yellow cab last couple months

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  1. Rum Balls

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    Frigging thing has Sirius and a Howie sub built in.
     
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    A* NYC yellow cab
     
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    How much for a trip to Newark Airport?
     
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    Do you do better than Uber Mike?
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Do you wear a turban?
     
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    $20,000
     
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    No. White guy.
     
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    I'm no tourist, fuck face. :fil:
     
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    Can you describe the smell?
     
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    No smell at all it's the new Nissan. Fucking thing even has a sunroof.
     
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    Would you be willing to drive @newcastlefan to a destination of his choosing?
     
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    I'd rather put a gun in my mouth
     
  13. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Do you charge blacks double?
     
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    What are you like a retard
     
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    you've probably done both
     
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    Dayum
     
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    Dude, white cabbies don't pick up black folks. whats the fuck wrong with you?
     
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    Nah I know where you live. Are you aware that Elisa Jordana is your neighbor?
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Do you ever slow down and when its obvious that they're not white do you speed up and flip them off?
     
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    No, that would be against TLC regulation and can result in suspension/revocation.