Been gone a while and need a recap

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by John Walker, Jun 8, 2014.

  1. John Walker

    John Walker Well-Known Member

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    I haven't been by in months. Nothing bad or even remotely interesting so I won't waste any more time in the explanation.

    I've heard a whole bunch of absolutely fucking nothing about Stern in that time. Nothing on the news. Nothing on the internet...well, except for a quick one sentence blurb about Jona Hill apologizing on the show for something I could care less about. Gripping, I'm sure. What I need is someone to catch me up on what I've missed. Granted, I'm sure I've only missed a few shows due to his "work" schedule, but surely he's further ruined his image in that time. Anything even remotely interesting? Has he groveled at the feet of any more former enemies? His escort wife cleaned him out yet? Any cast members decide to have a little self respect and leave the show? I just need to hear that it's continuing to go down hill. How's about here in the shed? Anyone get drummed out or fucked up? Always good fun.

    Thanks in advance for all the one word posts of "no". I'm only half sarcastic.
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    splashwut
     
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    Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
     
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    :rofl:
    perfect quote
     
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    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    Leon's getting larger!
     
  7. John Walker

    John Walker Well-Known Member

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    Fascinating! That kiddie fiddler Michael Jackson still around?
     
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    Howard Stern? Is he still on the air?:dontknow:
     
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    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    [video=youtube_share;FNkpIDBtC2c]http://youtu.be/FNkpIDBtC2c[/video]

    MJ died a few years ago.
     
  10. John Walker

    John Walker Well-Known Member

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    I like Anal
     
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    The birthday show will air in the next century
     
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    Dont forget he's all in!
    :grad:
     
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    Get back in the NHB thread woman!
     
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    I got lonely
     
  16. John Walker

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    Thank sweet baby Jebus. Sammy's still here.
    Howard Stern's still a worthless, sopping cunt.
    Michael Jackson's dead.
    Dinosaurs were fat.

    Delightful!
     
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    :yes:
     
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    Nemo has a gif of Howard salivating over some guys ass on the Gong Show. That about sums up the state of things
     
  19. John Walker

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    I figured that the show would be as stagnant as ever. Nice to know I didn't miss much. Guess he's still doing that piss poor talent show too. I haven't seen something that exciting since watching a pile of wet dog shit go white in the mid day sun. Guess that abomination of a wife will be picking middle eastern pubic hair out of her teeth again in the next few years.
     
  20. Quite Frankly

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    That old poofie-haired faggot? Yeah, he's around.