Been in the hospital since Thursday morning because almost died, nigga.

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I had an intestinal infection that caused multiple blockages and my bowel ruptured, and I'm not even a fatty. The surgery saved my life but the recovery's been slow.

    Got a foot long incision on my stomach. :nojj:
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    Ag is healthier than you are
     
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    How dumb would you have felt if AG outlived you? :jj:
     
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  7. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    :wub:
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    If you were still drinking, you wouldn't have felt a thing.
     
  9. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I only quit for 16 days last summer, and that got the booze under control.
     
  10. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I've logged in and looked at some of y'all's shit threads, but today's the first day I've been able to respond.
     
  11. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    is the grim reaper as nice as he seems to be on tv?
     
  13. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    dude had a cork in his ass :jj:
     
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    Make sure you notify someone here of your next of kin. Should you for some reason take a turn for the worse and depart this Earth, we'll want to start a memorial thread in your honor and send it to your family members so they'll know how much you meant to people here.
     
  15. sarnie

    sarnie hey ec come back and give me some sugar Gold

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    hope you feel better and eat more fiber :coffee:
     
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    You two could be hospital buddies.
     
  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I wonder how that smelled when they cut open your bowels. Did any nurses give you dirty looks after the procedure?
     
  18. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Who ME?
     
  19. sarnie

    sarnie hey ec come back and give me some sugar Gold

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    he sure pulled one on me..dildo wayyyyyyy up the ass..... [​IMG]
     
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    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Disgrazia.