Been in the hospital since Thursday morning because almost died, nigga.

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  1. Chriza

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    I had an intestinal infection that caused multiple blockages and my bowel ruptured, and I'm not even a fatty. The surgery saved my life but the recovery's been slow.

    Got a foot long incision on my stomach. :nojj:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Ag is healthier than you are
     
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    How dumb would you have felt if AG outlived you? :jj:
     
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    :wub:
     
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    If you were still drinking, you wouldn't have felt a thing.
     
  9. Chriza

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    I only quit for 16 days last summer, and that got the booze under control.
     
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    I've logged in and looked at some of y'all's shit threads, but today's the first day I've been able to respond.
     
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    is the grim reaper as nice as he seems to be on tv?
     
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    dude had a cork in his ass :jj:
     
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    Make sure you notify someone here of your next of kin. Should you for some reason take a turn for the worse and depart this Earth, we'll want to start a memorial thread in your honor and send it to your family members so they'll know how much you meant to people here.
     
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    hope you feel better and eat more fiber :coffee:
     
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    You two could be hospital buddies.
     
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    I wonder how that smelled when they cut open your bowels. Did any nurses give you dirty looks after the procedure?
     
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    Who ME?
     
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    he sure pulled one on me..dildo wayyyyyyy up the ass..... [​IMG]
     
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    Disgrazia.