Been in the hospital since Thursday morning because almost died, nigga.

I had an intestinal infection that caused multiple blockages and my bowel ruptured, and I'm not even a fatty. The surgery saved my life but the recovery's been slow.

Got a foot long incision on my stomach.

 

Ag is healthier than you are

 

How dumb would you have felt if AG outlived you?

 

If you were still drinking, you wouldn't have felt a thing.

 

I only quit for 16 days last summer, and that got the booze under control.

 

I've logged in and looked at some of y'all's shit threads, but today's the first day I've been able to respond.

 

is the grim reaper as nice as he seems to be on tv?

 

dude had a cork in his ass

 

Make sure you notify someone here of your next of kin. Should you for some reason take a turn for the worse and depart this Earth, we'll want to start a memorial thread in your honor and send it to your family members so they'll know how much you meant to people here.

 

hope you feel better and eat more fiber

 

You two could be hospital buddies.

 

I wonder how that smelled when they cut open your bowels. Did any nurses give you dirty looks after the procedure?

 

Who ME?

 

he sure pulled one on me..dildo wayyyyyyy up the ass.....

 

Disgrazia.