I had an intestinal infection that caused multiple blockages and my bowel ruptured, and I'm not even a fatty. The surgery saved my life but the recovery's been slow. Got a foot long incision on my stomach.
I've logged in and looked at some of y'all's shit threads, but today's the first day I've been able to respond.
Make sure you notify someone here of your next of kin. Should you for some reason take a turn for the worse and depart this Earth, we'll want to start a memorial thread in your honor and send it to your family members so they'll know how much you meant to people here.
I wonder how that smelled when they cut open your bowels. Did any nurses give you dirty looks after the procedure?