Been laid 4 times this week and....

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  1. Kingpin55

    Kingpin55 Active Member

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    My wife just turned around and said "wait until you see what I'm wearing under these jeans" as she walked out the door to go Xmas shopping. All this after 22 years of marriage and 4 kids. She's 40y/o and fucks like a champ. Damn, I'm lucky.
     
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Well-Known Member VIP

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    Wow.






    Awesome...
     
  3. Gomez

    Gomez VIP Extreme Gold

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    only got laid once this week :nocheer:
     
  4. TonyJax

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    My finger broke through the toilet paper, does that count as getting a piece of ass?:dontknow:
     
  5. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member VIP

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    Married at 18
     
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    Slut
     
  7. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    it's a reward for paying the bills


    don't get layed off imo :coffee:
     
  8. Kingpin55

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    HA!......probably
     
  9. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    that's how they think

    if they are secure and happy they are putting out
     
  10. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    :jj:
     
  11. Markijuano

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    4 times? Slacker. You may have low T
     
  12. Mr Sinister

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    me 2 and i didnt even finish :bigcry:
     
  13. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    That's the worst. How's your Tate Sin?
     
  15. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Vice Regent to the Bar POTY VIP

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    Hopefully she's not overcompensating for the guilt she feels for fucking a black dude, allegedly.
     
  16. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    He's a real kingpin IMO
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    9pm xmas shopping...enjoy the creampie dude.:facepalm:
     
  18. NipplesAndToes23

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    He likes sloppy seconds.
     
  19. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    She tells you this, before she goes out mall walking? Nice. Them panties will be full flavor after a couple hours of marinating.
     
  20. DogStar69

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    4 times :eek: did the guys get shit on their dick or did you clean your ass out first?