Been laid 4 times this week and....

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Kingpin55, Dec 6, 2013.

  1. Kingpin55

    Kingpin55 Active Member

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    My wife just turned around and said "wait until you see what I'm wearing under these jeans" as she walked out the door to go Xmas shopping. All this after 22 years of marriage and 4 kids. She's 40y/o and fucks like a champ. Damn, I'm lucky.
     
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Wow.






    Awesome...
     
  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    only got laid once this week :nocheer:
     
  4. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

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    My finger broke through the toilet paper, does that count as getting a piece of ass?:dontknow:
     
  5. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    Married at 18
     
  6. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Slut
     
  7. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    it's a reward for paying the bills


    don't get layed off imo :coffee:
     
  8. Kingpin55

    Kingpin55 Active Member

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    HA!......probably
     
  9. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    that's how they think

    if they are secure and happy they are putting out
     
  10. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    :jj:
     
  11. Markijuano

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    4 times? Slacker. You may have low T
     
  12. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    me 2 and i didnt even finish :bigcry:
     
  13. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    That's the worst. How's your Tate Sin?
     
  15. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Hopefully she's not overcompensating for the guilt she feels for fucking a black dude, allegedly.
     
  16. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    He's a real kingpin IMO
     
  17. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    9pm xmas shopping...enjoy the creampie dude.:facepalm:
     
  18. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    He likes sloppy seconds.
     
  19. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    She tells you this, before she goes out mall walking? Nice. Them panties will be full flavor after a couple hours of marinating.
     
  20. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    4 times :eek: did the guys get shit on their dick or did you clean your ass out first?