Been There

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by GHP, Apr 28, 2013.

  1. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    One time I was snorkeling and there were thousands of little fish in front of me. All of a sudden they parted and one of these fuckers appeared exactly like this, teeth and all.

    Scared the hell out of me I'll never forget it. He just turned and slowly swam away

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  2. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    The Negrist! :yay:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Lol Brush with death. :jj:
     
  4. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Nah :jj:

    Someone just sent me the pic and it reminded me....I had nightmares about it for a while it was really scary haha
     
  5. LonghornJ

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    I saw a prostitute smoke a cigarette with her vagina in Mexico one time.
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    bum ba-da bum ba-da bum ba-da bum ba-da DA-DAAAAAH! BARRACUDA!
     
  7. wetback

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    prolly turned away once he noticed you were a black :c
     
  8. artiesoffspring

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    That thing only eats white people.
     
  9. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Believe me. He was more scared of you than you were of him.

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  10. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    You guys realize how fucked up you are right
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    those things are mean i once caught a grouper and one at it and only left the head.
     
  12. wetback

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    :owned:
     
  13. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Well slightly. But that fish knows GHP through the grapevine. He don't fuck with GHP
     
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    the fuck
     
  15. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    They don't bite people that I've ever heard about, only if you catch them
     
  16. GHP

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    Nah fuck it aos it's too late
     
  17. LonghornJ

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    I remember one of those Faces of Death videos where some guy was scuba diving and a 'cuda approached his face and then BAM it hit him and when they got him back up on the boat his eyeball was all hanging out of his head and he was all fucked up.
     
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    I got stung 3 times on the sack by a hornet when I lived in Texas. :cheer:
     
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    Yeah. Yeah...Im going to hell for this. :down:
     
  20. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i stepped on a bee once.