Bees to see here!

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    You know a mess of them flew up her giant drawers and stung her old falpy vag.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    [video=youtube;gO8hJXYkAbw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO8hJXYkAbw[/video]
     
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    Jesus.

    She doesn't appear to be moving very fast either.
     
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    Looks maybe faked.......?
     
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    Couple of years ago, I was working with a tree company and we cut down a big old dead (and hollow) tree....turns out there was a HUGE beehive in there, and shit got really crazy, really fast. I got the fuck out and sat in my truck, because I'm allergic....

    Once one of those fuckers pops you, the pheromones (?) attract and incite the other bees to target you, and they'll chase you relentlessly.
     
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    always wanted to be a beekeeper, maybe when i'm old.
     
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    I used to work for a tree company summers during college. I wasn't a climber though, strictly a grunt on the ground.
     
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    kitty litter
     
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    I'm too old, fat, and smart to be a climber... It's interesting work though; people who haven't done it have no idea that there's much more to it than just firing up a saw and dropping a tree.....Hard work, in the Texas summer heat, too, but it had me in really good shape.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Satori its not fun its not funny . what if that was your mother?
     
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    Detroit 4
     
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    She died so you can put your jjs away and say a prayer for her family.
     
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    I'm still not convinced this is legit, but here's (supposedly) the story:



    This pic is even more compelling, but I can't imagine she'd stand there so calmly.....that shit would have to be excruciatingly painful...I'd be crying and cussing like a bitch, even without being allergic:



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