Beff has "Happy wife, happy wife" slogan...so what is Howard's???

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Oct 13, 2013.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    "I hate my wife, I hate my life"

    "My wife is a ditz...all I have is shitten mitz" I know I'm reaching.maybe youse funnier guys can help me out.
     
  2. markluke

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    See, I knew youse guys could top me in a heartbeat!!:D
     
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    She doesn't blow, but ruined my show
     
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    "My show is so banal, I like to receive anal"
     
  7. Dlist

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    I knu you funny bastards would step up!! :D
     
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    Sadness till death, because of my Beth"
     
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    Can't rep chuk again.:facepalm:
     
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    "I live in the city, my life is so shitty"
     
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    "I'm neurotic, she's psychotic"
     
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    I piss on my fans, and my whore wife has fake cans.
     
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    I'd like to vote for this thread, but you'd be mad!:nocheer:
     
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    "She does coke, my career's a joke"
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Old fuddy duddy, sues everybody
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    My wife and I are apart, because all she does now is fart.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Phony bore, wife's a whore
     
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    My life is great but my wife's a slut.

    My wife has a square boob. Where is my anal lube.
     
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    "Almonds for dinner, I could always be thinner"