Beff lets us know she's a "Rescue Gal" (photo NOT by Howard Stern)

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Thelma, Mar 26, 2014.

  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    It's still not known what obscure magazine this will show up in. :facepalm: It's from her "longing for spaghetti" (straps) photo shoot ... :facepalm::facepalm:


    bethostern Loved my north shore animal league model Apollo!

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  2. minorsalazar

    minorsalazar Active Member

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    Thats better than any photo Howard has ever taken
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...good call beth the dog is more of a model than youve ever been. :coffee:
     
  4. mape

    mape Well-Known Member

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    Stupid, vile, cunt!:coffee:
     
  5. Bethstampon

    Bethstampon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Once again the dog is trying to get away from her. Animals can spot a vapid phony...it is such a joke.
     
  6. ohmicah

    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Pets love most people, except The Beth.
     
  7. Mazley

    Mazley Black Knight Banned User

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    It'd be funny if that dog turned around a either pissed on her or took a chunk out of her,
     
  8. HPMikesLazyEYE

    HPMikesLazyEYE Well-Known Member

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    It would be better if the dog pissed on the floor so then the real Beth would come out and she panicked disgusted look on her face yelling "EW EW EW" as she runs of the set.
     
  9. BadKarma

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    That leash is pulled so tight you could get sound to come off of it.
     
  10. zerokarma

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    I find it offensive that she takes credit for doing "rescue" when it's clear she doesn't do shit and just does stuff for photo ops.

    My wife runs a real dog rescue, it's a lot of work and is not glamorous, she has been quite successful running it for over 10 years but is not plastered all over magazines, in fact she turns down those opportunities as she doesn't want the vanity of it all.
     
  11. Bye You!

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    Jesus Christ, will she just go away already?
     
  12. Nantrax

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    It almost looks like a magazine cover or something. :dontknow:

    Probably given for free at all "Vapid Egomaniac Cunts" stores all across the Hamptons.
     
  13. kippy

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    It really pisses me off when this cunt makes out like she is a hero who does rescues. The most she has ever done is be chauffered somewhere to pick up an animal while hundreds of people are involved in real rescues of children, adults and pets everyday and don't need their asses kissed constantly. Go fuck yourself Beth Stern.


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  14. Lester

    Lester Well-Known Member

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    She needs to get a job or get pregnant. She seems very bored with life.
     
  15. RonHeinzkaboot

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    is this for her new show?

    You know I had to take a pet to the vet last week, and all the girls that work at my vet work there because they feed AND SPADE AND NUETER cat colonies. It's a real thankless task. They do it with their own money, they work at the vet part time to get discounts. They don't just feed, which is worst than just ignoring the colonies, they trap to spade, put worm medicine in food, get the kittens adopted out and even take in some of the more domesticated cats. They have to do it undercover sometimes because they are considered trespassing even thouth the property owner does nothing about the cats. There is no end game. They can't rely on an agency to just to cull the populations like deer and even if Animal Control does eliminate a colony there seems to be an endless stream of people dumping their cats or letting their outdoor cats have kittens and then just moving on with their lives. Their families have to put up with this, people dump cats on them and most people think they are weirdo ladies. It's kind of remarkable to me that someone would sacrife and care so much for something they could just ignore. Again, they are not part of some corporate charity or exclusive club, they are just trying to right a wrong with what they can do as a person.

    Talking to this people, that actually do something that requires sacrifce just to make an abandoned domesticated animal's life better even though they know there is no end game, its just depressing to think this $10million closet selfie bitch is getting all the glory. I really hate her. I really dont' see the message she is communicating other than "look at me" though she just recently added "spade and neuter" because I think she reads comments posted on her Twitter/Instgram/Press articles.
     
  16. AuntDolly

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    "Rescue Gals" does sound like a stupid reality show. :facepalm:

    Hopefully it's just another shitty magazine that nobody will ever see.
     
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    photographer standing as far away as physically possible without leaving the room entirely.

    mouth agape, eyes slits. a grim rictus that speaks more to a sudden electrical shock than any human emotion

    hair strategically draped over one side of face and chest to conceal wonky eye, jagged shoulder, and mismatched bolt-on grapefruit tit

    shoulders hunched violently towards the camera in a futile attempt to hide linebacker frame and oddly severe collar bones

    Arms held at an awkward angle, reaching forwards towards the camera in failed effort to obscure Kevin-Durant-like wingspan

    Hands folded over one another to minimize their jarring enormity

    Hips and knees contorted painfully in opposing directions to create the illusion of a feminine hourglass figure

    Beleaguered canine strategically placed to totally hide doughy cankles and long, wide, haggard Polish feet
     
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    yeah but Beth still has hairier balls
     
  19. Nantrax

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    This would make the Howard Stern show amazing again, Howard being all angry at life.

    However can you imagine all the pics of her being pregnant and/or with the kid? Plus she'll write a book or two for sure.
     
  20. jgard

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    like fucking seriously, I know this is her pathetic angle for celebrity and attention now, but can she do one seemingly magnanimous thing w/out whoring it out for every bit of publicity??