Beff's gonna be pissed about this too ....

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  1. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Well, several of these titles could be ABOUT her...

    "The Book of Unknown Americans" - hence her quest to become famous without wanting to become famous

    "Can't and Won't" - her pleas to Howie if he asks for anything in the bedroom

    "The Cold Song" - what she sings if "can't" and "won't" don't work.

    "A Girl is a Half-Formed Thing" - The obstetrician to Beff's parents

    "Let Me Be Frank With You" - something she could never do lest the lies get exposed

    "A Replacement Life" - what she's living now as she couldn't earn a real one

    "Demon Camp" - live in The Hamptons with Beff and the animoes

    "Hotel Florida" - what Beff calls her new alternate residence

    "Little Failure" - Beff's WHOLE life
     
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