before i go on vacation i always scrub my house from top to bottom in case i die

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    i don't want anyone going into my house after i die while on a vacation to find a dirty house, so i make sure to clean everything...oven, stove top, all three toilets, two showers, one bathtub, the washer and dryer, microwave, bedrooms (including under the bed), my bedding, guest towels, etc. i even vacuum the sofas and chairs and use murphy's wood soap on the tables, cabinets, mantle, etc. it's an exhausting job but it has to be done. just in case i die on vacation. this is for reals.

    i can't be the only person here who does this, or some variation.
     
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    I destroyed some very incriminating home made porn when I moved just in case I died and someone saw them
     
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    I enjoy coming back to a clean home but it has nothing to do with death or people going through my stuff :dontknow:
     
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    This...I don't want to come home to an unmade bed or a mess. I am usually exhausted from the vacation and just want to relax and not have to work.
     
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    Nothing to hide = boring or youve already destroyed the evidence
     
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    :jj: you need a porn buddy to go into your house if you die and remove all porn. larry did it for jeff but got caught watching it by jeff's wife, susie green.

    i do too, but mostly i do it in case i die.
     
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    You make your bed? :wtf:
     
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    Yeah. Except I am so OCD that most of it is done already. But yeah, no way in hell I would leave without cleaning to bottom. Coming home from vacation and back to the grind is depressing enough. Add coming home to a dirty house and that might be enough to push me over the edge.
     
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    i never know what to do with my weed and paraphernalia.
     
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    seriously, you're the best ever.
     
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    I dont even want a porn buddy to see some of the shit I made
     
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    if you don't make your bed, you should start doing it. it feels so good to plop down in a neatly made bed at the end of the day. best ever is when the bedding is still warm from the dryer and smells like fabric softener still.

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    i'll be your porn buddy. :jj: i'd love to see that disgusting shit.
     
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    I clean out the refrigerator so there will be room for all the food people bring when someone dies.
     
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    My favorite thing is getting into a "made" bed at the end of a long day. I even do a pseudo hotel fold down before I brush my teeth. I make my bed everyday!
     
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    i throw out the produce and check the dates on open bottles/jars and fill up my water filter pitcher before i leave.

    i'm exhausted. leaving tomorrow around 7 am and i'm trying to get a shit ton of stuff done today, including all my laundry for the trip. i still need to find my camera tripod, too.
     
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    I work stupid hours so usually fall exhausted into vacation but no matter what sheets and comforter are changed, cleaned and ready to go. I have almost missed flights to have the bed changed and kitchen spotless.
     
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    it's so worth it! :cheer:
     
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    and lavender/vanilla sheets and pillow spray :wub:
     
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    I clean my house every Sunday.

    One week the downstairs.

    The next up.

    I don't tolerate a mess in my house. :no: