Behind the scenes at a McDonald's photo shoot

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  1. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    [video=youtube;oSd0keSj2W8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSd0keSj2W8&feature=colike[/video]
     
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    This is how we McBullshit you.
     
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    Gotta start'em young :pigout:



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    Food stylists are (generally) the highest paid people in commercial photography. They turn shit into gold.
     
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    I have seen them count sesame seeds in search of the ideal bun true story :facepalm:
     
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    Making Crisco look like ice cream and blow torching turkeys.
     
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    Yeah, they'll go through hundreds of buns.

    That's it! I worked this one place where they kept a refrigerator full of stylist food...there would be 8 month old roasts and hams and shit in there, used for props, and the smell would blow your head off when you opened the door...
     
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    Table top shoots were always fun because you'd spend hours doing absolutely nothing. "Anybody can do this shit in 3 hours....it takes a real pro to do it in 12" :hhh:
     
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    You know it...many Sudoku and Crossword puzzles...
     
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    doesnt canada use the metric system? how the fuck do they know what a quarter pounder is?
     
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    What speech impedement did that lady have? she sounded like a retard.
    Not what she was saying but WHAT she was saying. nah mean?