Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Magnificent Mr. Hole, Jun 20, 2012.
This is how we McBullshit you.
Gotta start'em young
Food stylists are (generally) the highest paid people in commercial photography. They turn shit into gold.
I have seen them count sesame seeds in search of the ideal bun true story
Making Crisco look like ice cream and blow torching turkeys.
Yeah, they'll go through hundreds of buns.
That's it! I worked this one place where they kept a refrigerator full of stylist food...there would be 8 month old roasts and hams and shit in there, used for props, and the smell would blow your head off when you opened the door...
Table top shoots were always fun because you'd spend hours doing absolutely nothing. "Anybody can do this shit in 3 hours....it takes a real pro to do it in 12"
You know it...many Sudoku and Crossword puzzles...
doesnt canada use the metric system? how the fuck do they know what a quarter pounder is?
What speech impedement did that lady have? she sounded like a retard.
Not what she was saying but WHAT she was saying. nah mean?