Behold the power of Stern

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Bentknee, Apr 29, 2012.

  1. Bentknee

    Bentknee Well-Known Member

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    The Raven finished in seventh place bringing in $7.2 million. Wiggie sure can move the needle. I'l bet Cusack wishes he could have that hour back.
     
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    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Wow, must be a beer can thick piece of shit.
     
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    Another case of the Howard Stern Show Movie curse...

    99% of the movies and tv shows promoted on the show tank or bomb...

    Ask Seth Rogan how great his movies have done
     
  4. k4D3t

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    I think that the shittier the movie, the more bottom-feeding promotion you have to do: hence THSS
     
  5. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    To be fair, that's not a movie your typical shlub is going to have any interest in. "Literature is for fags!"

    But Howard reaches almost nobody anymore, so he can't change that reality. He also has infantile taste in movies so nobody trusts his "recommendations".
     
  6. EricThMidgetSux

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    I doubt Robert Downey Jr is gonna need to call in this week, or ScarJo is finally gonna break down and get booked by FaFaFlooey
     
  7. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    true but even celb fans like Ron Howards movies have under achieved after being on the HSS... in fact someone help us remember the last anything that did well after
    being promoted by the HSS...

    Super 8?
     
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    Yea, he promoted Beer League for 6 months, and to quote Sal, "Beer League sucked shit."
     
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    To be fair, Jesus Christ couldn't have done any better promoting that piece of shit movie.

    And he still can't hit a curveball
     
  10. Beth143nacho

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    ^^ this
     
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    It was panned by a lot of critics.
     
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    Ha Ha! I actually saw the raven this weekend, It was OK if you like Edgar Allen Poe, but I will admit the theater was a ghost town. But my wife and I probably would have seen the movie weather or not Cusack appeared on THSS. Definitely a strange role for Cusack.
     
  13. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Would destroy.

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    The only time movie stars go on Howard these days is when they know their opening movie sucks. It's a fact. Look it up.

    2009 Hugh Jackman (Wolverine) 37% (Rotten Tomatoes)
    2010 Benecio del Toro (The Wolfman) 34%
    2011 Seth Rogan (Green Hornet) 44%
    2012 John Cusack (The Raven) 21%
     
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    rottentomates.com reflects a 20% rating among the critics...just fucking horrible....

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_raven_2012/

    ...Of Course Howie, the phony ass that he is, says "Great Movie...I really enjoyed it" Howard endorses any piece of shit al long as they pay him...
     
  17. yippeekyaa

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    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
    As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
    "'Tis Howard Stern," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door -
    Only this, and nothing more."
     
  18. guruhugz

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    Just wait for the AGT ratings. That will be a huge laugh. Wiggy will be forced to face the bitter reality that his loyal audience is now pissing on him.
     
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    The Wolfman was horrible!!!! Redboxed that shit and fell asleep 20 minutes in.
     
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