being a bully is awesome!

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  1. vaginapoosie

    vaginapoosie black magic woman VIP

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    you know, i've spent most of my life being the victim... always having people bullying me because i am "too nice" and too sensitive.

    but you know what i realized the other day? i'm tired of being nice. b/c being nice gets you nowhere in life. not only that, but being nice causes people to hate you for no goddamn apparent reason as well. why, just look at the multitude of assholes in this world. they have NUMEROUS friends! just look at a lot of people on this board! i guarantee you all have way more friends than i do and better families to go home to-- and most of you are dickheads! (i mean that in the nicest way possible, of course.) and not only do they have lots more social interactions and happiness in that respect, but they have decent jobs/wages, and actually like their lives.

    anyway, so lately i've decided to be a nasty person. when in rome, do like the romans do, ya know? so i've decided to become the biggest dickhead bully i can be. and you know what? it's SO much fucking better than being nice! i get to ruin peoples' days before they have a chance to ruin mine-- it's great! i just wish i had thought of doing this sooner!

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    i think i'm going to go punch a baby in the face and then get some shut-eye.

    g'nite, fuckers!
     
  2. Popeye Saavedra

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    Make me a sandwich you fucking cunt. :coffee:
     
  3. Capn Crud

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    tl; dr
     
  6. vaginapoosie

    vaginapoosie black magic woman VIP

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    i'm stealing that.

    and with keeping with the bullying theme: gfy.
     
  7. HAL

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    thats a good story
     
  8. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    [video=youtube;8mNTIvIzS9M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mNTIvIzS9M[/video]
     
  9. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    Gotta agree with Capn Crud here.
     
  10. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    You can be nice and not be a victim.
     
  11. Popeye Saavedra

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    [video=youtube_share;KiU5NKajhBA]http://youtu.be/KiU5NKajhBA[/video]
     
  12. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    Who in the fuck is this cocksucking whiney cunt???
     
  13. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    How can one man be so based?
    [video=youtube;BlIQFf7A5wY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlIQFf7A5wY[/video]
     
  14. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    you
     
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    vaginapoosie black magic woman VIP

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    says who, you fucking pussy?
     
  16. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    :stfu:
     
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    vaginapoosie black magic woman VIP

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    why don't you just go chomp on your mom's vag so you'll be quiet, fuckstain?
     
  18. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    says Tim Tebow
     
  19. vaginapoosie

    vaginapoosie black magic woman VIP

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    i hope someone bashes his fucking skull in with a crucifix.


    i think i'm just going to skip bully and just go right to sociopath. it seems more appropriate.
     
  20. wetback

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    :facepalm: go back to being "nice" you sick shit faggit