Bejewel Your Cats Butt With Twinkle Tush…..

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  1. teehee

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    Bejewel Your Cat's Butt With Twinkle Tush





    When hung from a cat's tail, the Twinkle Tush effectively obscures the feline posterior with a plastic jewel. o_O

    Although it appeared to be a total joke at first, Cat Crib is now actually selling Twinkle Tushes -- with the clear stipulation that it's a gag gift. That's just as well, since felines can be fussy about playing dress-up.

    Then again, that didn't stop the makers of cat battle armor.

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  2. Bryce

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    :bigthink

    can this work on dog's assholes too?
     
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    How about a pig's
    May have to get one if it does.:)
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I can imagine that most animals would remove it
     
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    Is your cat a materialistic bitch?
     
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    A little dab of super glue will prevent that
     
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    ...its right up there with celebrating your birthday kitty style

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    Now we know why Beth can never shit
     
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    After all those years "modeling" in "Europe", I'm afraid Beef would need the Hope Diamond to adequately cover her bung hole.
     
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    Beefus is gonna be so jealous she didn't think of this

    Lost marboes! :bigcry:
     
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    Perhaps she can alter this design and create some sort of bling that hangs over the empty eye sockets of blind cats who cannot see because they are blind?
     
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    well if i'm ever interested in getting my hands and forearms (and possible portions of my face)
    torn to shreds i'll try and pop one of these over the cats tail and asshole
     
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    What happens when the cat takes a crap? I ain't washing that sucker off. My cat is fine the way she is.
     
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    I just let my cat walk around with her asshole hanging out


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    Why would anyone waste their money on cat jewelry when they can buy a bling bone instead?

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