Ben Affleck banging kids nanny

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  1. kicksave7

    kicksave7 Well-Known Member

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    Apparently the Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner marriage had a lot of problems but the straw that broke the camel's back was Ben's trysts with the kids nanny, 28 year old hottie Christine Ouzounian. Yesterday she tipped off the paparazzi that she would be meeting up with Ben at a rental house...what a dumbass Ben is and Jennifer Garner is just as dumb for hiring a young, hot blonde to watch her kids...
     
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  2. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    I approve.
     
  4. Big Lar

    Big Lar Well-Known Member

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    Can't blame him one bit...she's pretty damn hot
     
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    [​IMG]

    :grad: A man is only as faithful as his options....
     
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    nice move... she's a real Machiavellian ...
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    so hot
     
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    the rich get richer :grr:
     
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    Major upgrade. Well done. :hat:
     
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    Batman gets all the chicks.....
     
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    NOT GUILTY!!!
     
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    More proof that Jennifer Garner is very stupid.

    Hiring a smoking hot 28 year old nanny.

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  13. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Much better than the animal Schwartzenneger was banging.
     
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    Mook Well-Known Member

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    Isn't this the plot from Gone Girl ??? :snicker:
     
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  15. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    I truly believe Arnold would have banged a grizzly bear had it been willing.
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    my wife would NEVER go for hiring anything that looked better than this:
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  17. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    This one is 1000X hotter than Maggie Gyllenhaal
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    That woman is tiny.
     
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    sadly my options are my left hand or the wife.Left hand is in the lead.
     
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    And in a short time she'll be crying the blues because Ben left her for a younger woman. She ain't that smart either.
     
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