Ben Afflecks Sacked Nanny Has Eye On Fame, Offered $1 Million to star In Batman Vs Superman Porn..

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  1. teehee

    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    Ben Affleck's sacked nanny Christine Ouzounian 'offered $1 million to star in a Batman v Superman porn parody film':eek::eek::eek:



    She has been linked to the breakdown of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s marriage.

    And now sacked nanny Christine Ouzounian has reportedly been offered a new career option inspired by her alleged former lover.

    Porn parody producer and director Axel Braun is reportedly offering Christine $1 million to star in a Batman porn parody film, according to TMZ.:eek:

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    New offer: Sacked nanny Christine Ouzounian has reportedly been offered a new career option inspired by her alleged former lover, Ben Affleck:cool:

    Christine could chose to play a caped crusader like Ben in the hardcore porn film, Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody.

    Her role would see her play Batwoman and star in three sex scenes over a two week filming period.
    The blonde is hoping her newfound notoriety will make her famous, according to PageSix.

    Earlier this month the site revealed she's looking for a Hollywood agent:rolleyes: and has her sights set on getting a reality TV show.

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    XXX: Porn parody producer and director Axel Braun is reportedly offering Christine $1 million to star in a Batman porn filmo_O

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    Coming soon: Ben Affleck is the latest actor to take on the role of the caped crusader in Batman v Superman, out in cinemas next year

    The goal is to be cast on TV's The Bachelorette or Dancing With The Stars, it was claimed.:eek::rolleyes:

    Ben has strongly denied that he was ever romantically involved with Ouzounian, calling the allegations 'garbage'.

    His family continued to spend time together, as they took a walk with their new Golden Retriever puppy in Atlanta, Georgia, on Friday where Jennifer is making the movie Miracles From Heaven.

    Both stars had on their wedding bands, which People reported they did for the benefit of their young children to show them some form of stability.

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    Trouble: Christine has been linked to the breakdown of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s marriage

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    Chasing fame? The blonde is hoping her newfound notoriety will make her famous according to reports and it was cliamed that she's looking for a Hollywood agent and has her sights set on getting a reality TV show:rolleyes:

    OK! reported the Ben and Jen, both 43, are closer than ever.o_O:rolleyes::confused:

    'This whole mess has made Ben realize he doesn't want to lose his family,' a source told the weekly.:rolleyes:

    'In Atlanta, Ben asked Jen if there was anything he could do to save their marriage. The trust isn't there for her right now, but she left the door open.'o_O

    It was added, 'Ben wants to be a better man for his family.' :rolleyes:
     
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    Era of NO Shame..Bangs A famous Married man, now wants to be a star..Shocking..I think she better take porn offer..
     
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    An interesting proposal. Pretty good pay for a nanny but a big step in the wrong direction. Better off marrying an ugly rich old guy.

    I've heard it happens.
     
  4. bennymuso

    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    I'd buy that for a dollar.
     
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    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    He'll be a worse "Bat Man" Than Val Kilmer.................
     
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    Kinda like Beffus, except that Beffus doesn't want to be famous.
     
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    No boobs, no thanks. There's only one Armenian porn queen - Melissa Bardizbanian, better known as Christy Canyon.
     
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    For a second I thought Ben was going to hang onto her for a while but he dropped her ass big time when she started Instagraming herself with dumb captions under them.

    This girl looks like she's starved for attention.

    Probability: 60%
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    I love how men actually think that women believe the nonsense they tell them. :rofl:

    And in another few weeks, there will be another woman coming forward with her affair with some celebrity/producer/politician and this one will fade into obscurity. She better take that offer while she's still lukewarm cause she wasn't that hot to begin with.
     
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    The more I read about this woman, the more I believe she was always after the limelight
     
  11. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    He "sacked" her alright. I've never liked Ben Afflek. He's a douche bag. But now I do. :grad:
     
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    I thought prostitution was illegal?
     
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    might as well do the porn. she's obviously an attention whore and a fame whore to start out with.
     
  14. Woof

    Woof Liver Shots?

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    Not when a camera is there...........Go figure.
     
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    Ben Afflek is the white Tiger Woods.
     
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    Woof Liver Shots?

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    Oh and Affleck is well known for having 'side pussy',It's only that he got caught that the Break up,Make up shit is happening.
     
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    I'd rather watch the proposed porn parody than the actual movie
     
  18. AmishGirl

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    Well, ya know, Ben, you could have just done that in the 1st place & avoided this whole mess. Chances are there's no going back now. :no:
     
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    It's almost a certainty that the porn parody will cast a more respectable Lex Luthor than Jesse Eisenberg.
     
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    We're not far away from a reboot of "Midnight Cowboy" with Justin Bieber as Ratso Rizzo.