Stern Show Ben and Ray don't want Howard over for dinner

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    From today's show according to "Mark's Friggin'"



    Howard said he called his mother the other day and he said he was going to come over for dinner. He said that she didn't want him to come over for long. Howard said he figured she wanted him to visit for a short time and leave. Howard said he's not sure why they had children. Howard said his father could never stand him being around. Howard said his mother doesn't want to go to dinner with him. He said they are happy with a 10 minute visit. Howard said that's what he's going to do tonight. Howard said in a normal family you come over and have dinner and they're thrilled. Howard said that's now how it goes in his family.
     
  2. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble. VIP

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    splashwut
     
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    They hate his fucking cunt of a wife.
     
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    They probably have account here..:grad:
     
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    Warm up the psychiatrist's chair.

    Good thing he didn't try to pop by Emily's too. Being rejected twice in one night would break him.
     
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    They eat their main meal at lunch/ Dunkin' Donuts. An egg sandwich with coffee.
     
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    They start sneezing cuz he's covered in cat hair
     
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    They hate Beth.
     
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    I can only think of one 62-year-old on earth who would wonder why his 92-year-old parents ever had children in the first place since they don't want to go to dinner with him on a Monday night.
     
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    Ben's busy parting the hairs that night.
     
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    This almost makes me want to listen to the replay.
     
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    I gotta admit
    my folks seem worn out after a 20 minute visit from me

    which is 10 minutes past the point i'm worn out
     
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    .. but not quite enough.
     
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    It's like going to your 30th or 40th high school reunion.. you'd much rather remember the hot cheerleaders as they were then than have the current unsettling realities etched onto your consciousness going forward.

    Now in their twilight years Ben and Rae would prefer not to have their happy memories of his real life, wife and loving kids sullied by whom he's turned into and the empty-headed, artificially-augmented bimba he married.

    Makes sense to me :dontknow:
     
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    Who wants some one over there house whos always complaing.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    This.
     
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    That actually explains alot. Especially Howard being such a socially disconnected person.
     
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