Ben or Ray Stern .... which one already wears a diaper due to shitting themselves?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Oct 13, 2014.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Hard hitting questions on a Monday mourning......

    I am going to say that Ben not only shits himself but the smell of his own shit reminds him of Howard's breath and it makes him smile
     
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    John Sterling Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I also say that Ben wears the diaper, but uses it as a net to catch his prior day's sardine lunch. Waste not, want not.
     
  3. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :cwl:
     
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    Ben will be the first to go. When Ray dies can I do the eulogy? I hear she has a dry vagina too.
     
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    And hairy bush!
     
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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    Both.

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  7. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Think that pit they were trying to toss Luke and Han in ...in return of the jedi
     
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    Did Howard keep his parents living in their house in Queens? Or did he ever actually upgrade them to newer digs.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    That's not depressing at all.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    :snicker:
     
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    Night Ape Well-Known Member

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    That might be the funniest thread title ever!
     
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    Ray may be incontinent from birthing Howie's giant head pre-loaded with "jet black hair":wigtip:
     
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    howard over his parents...
     
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    Don't be stupid, you moron.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Howards grandfather had a full head of thick black hair
     
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    Based on Howard's own description, his parents (especially his mother) have some sort of age-related mental impairment. They didn't know that AGT meant America's Got Talent and she asked Howard if he saw his father go up on stage at the live show - even though Howard was the one who invited him on stage and stood next to him the entire time.