Ben Stern will be dead very soon

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Sep 8, 2014.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    And when been dies Howard will have to deal with that cunt mother of his more than ever. ...

    In fact the only reason Ben is not dead yet is that Ray keeps slapping the gun out his mouth
     
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    What are the odds that Howard could be bothered to deliver the eulogy at that funeral?

    And will Beth attend?
    "Honey, is your dad's funeral service going to have a red carpet like Joan's?"
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!
     
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    He's been dead ever since he didn't invest in KFC... He knows it
     
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    youknew Well-Known Member

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    is this thread an attempt at humour??

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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    I'd make some odds whether Howard goes to his parents funeral or not. Afterall, he didn't go to his favorite aunt's funeral because he didn't want to be a distraction. He might just extend the same courtesy to his parents.
     
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    Unlikely Howard will eulogize his father. But then again, there's that Stern ego. Maybe grandkids would get up and say something.
    Beth will be ever so present and break out all the stops to ensure she is noticed as HOWARD'S WIFE.
     
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    mothra1orbit Autologous Rage

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    I bet Howard's daughters will speak--does his sister have children?--and I bet Alison attends, and Beth will be such a saint to her. Howard will speak, too, I'm sure, and his sister. His mother will be bereft, but she will not be invited to move in with Howard.
     
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    Ellen has one child, Pam
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    I would be surprised if Beth attended Ben (or Rae's) funeral. I don't think she'd have the courage to be in the same room as Allison and the step-daughters. Has it ever been mentioned if Ellen and Beth have ever met? I don't recall ever hearing any stories of such and I'm curious if Howard's sister was more accepting to her than the rest of the family.
     
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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Will Mary Dell'Abate suffer a foot injury day of the funeral?
     
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    My grandma was a lot like Ray and after my grandpa died she became a total nightmare.
     
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    Yes, Ellen & Beth have met many times. And Ellen is the accepting one of Beth.
    It's the daughters that hate her - especially Deborah & Emily.
     
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    Ben dies, Ray goes to Gurwin on Long Island. (nicest/fanciest jewish nursing home/old age community) He sees her twice a month.
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    They could always try the old "Beffus twisted her ankle" trick. Hey, it worked with Booey's father, why not Wiggy's own dad?
     
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    Fuck you Reggie
     
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    can you imagine the conversation between those two?

    "Alison, how is babby formed?"
     
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    Like what happened? She got demanding? Dementia? Angry?
     
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    Will Howard talk about his dad's dick at the services like he did Joan's vagina?
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Just change your phone number. It's not like she knows how to look it up on the internet.
     
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