Bengals fan dies doing what he loves: Overdosing in a porta-potty covered in his own feces

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  1. chapped

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    Police in Cincinnati are investigating a dead body that was reportedly found in a porta-potty outside of Paul Brown Stadium on Thursday.

    According to Fox19.com's Nathan Vicar, a construction worker discovered the body outside the home of the Cincinnati Bengals at approximately 1:30 p.m

    Briana Harper of ABC9 tweeted out a picture from the scene
    According to Vicar, Sgt. Mike Miller of Cincinnati homicide reported the death "appears to be drug-related."

    Sadly, Thursday marked the second time in the span of five days that a person died in or around Paul Brown Stadium.

    According to the Cincinnati Enquirer's Paul Dehner Jr. and Henry Molski, a man died at last Sunday's Bengals game against the Kansas City Chiefs after suffering an undisclosed medical problem and collapsing in the bathroom.
     
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    Where's the Picture ? :nag:
     
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    i got nothing

     
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    I'll go ahead and start, just to get it out of the way:

    "What a shitty way to die..."
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    i assume that being a Bengals fan is a shitty way to live... its the circle of life
     
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    Outstanding work cordoning off the crime scene.
     
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    Ironic dying covered in your own feces outside of the Paul "Brown" stadium.
     
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    The crime scene tape was very well done, but the cops neglected to do a chalk outline of the decedent's feces.
     
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    I guess the Browns AREN'T going to the Superbowl this year.
     
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    In the past that was true - but now they're better than any team you root for. :jj:
     
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    Blow me, 4-0 baby....
     
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    I thought Artie was a Giants fan.
     
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    You know why female Bengals fans are great to just fuck, and then cast aside?

    Because they know they're not getting a ring in the future.
     
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    and by far the winningest coach in playoff history

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    Good night, funny man.
     
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